#Last thought: Ford would absolutely love an opportunity to charge in and shout 'I Object!!'

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Hi, I’m feeling curious: Would Dipper and Bill ever get human-legal-married?

If so, what would’ve been the catalyst for that arrangement? Aka, who asked whom and why?

Honestly, I can only see one of them half-jokingly saying “we’re basically married already, might as well go all in”

As far as Bill's concerned, they're already official! Same with Dipper, who doesn't want the hassle, much less getting into forging Bill a legal identity.

Therefore, the obvious catalyst for it is Stan, when he needs some kind of weird tax break/distraction/coverup. And wouldn't a wedding be perfect for that?

(Stan was talked into this idea by Mabel (who's still miffed she missed the previous one).)

#Bill would go along with it out of amusement #Dipper is just dragged along for the ride #I imagine significant Chaos ensues and some of it even Bill is irritated by #Mabel is the true mastermind here #Stan is using this for selfish reasons and almost certainly illegal ones #Mabel meanwhile is obviously projecting a lot of wedding anxiety on her already-married brother since she hasn't been hitched yet #Scholars later on would point out that Dipper DID get married once #To be refuted later that William Cipher was clearly just Bill if you look at the single remaining photo #And Dipper Pines' father was a notable scam artist #Further refuted by going that it was his great-uncle not his father #Re: Re: that refutal that that's a tangent and he was still clearly not in a relationship because it was a Scam Marriage #These are all just rambles from my mind and not necessarily canon #But fun to think about #Last thought: Ford would absolutely love an opportunity to charge in and shout 'I Object!!'