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forceyourway · 1 year

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EGYPTIAN GOD MA’AHES DEVOTIONAL NECKLACE

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Carnelian, Red Jasper, and Red Tiger’s Eye gemstone beads, with a Noreena Jasper Golden Sun Pendant, faceted Black Agate end pieces, and a Gold-Colored Metal lobster clasp closure

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ackerslut · 11 months

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Sorry for answearing only now i did not see the notification.

Okay here we go: • The kelvin decks are played by different people (more specifically i think they would look like their concept art) • Kelvin Mariner and Boimler have cinematic chemistry • As do Rutherford and Tendi. • … and everyone else. • T'lyn may not exist (yeah i hate myself for this one, but it make sense when you think about it. Vulcan was destroyed and only less than ten thousand survived from a population of six billion, so it's likely that T’lyn and many other vulcan characters won't be born in the kelvin timeline) • Intead Ma'ah would come aboard the Cerritos like when Riker served on a klingon ship. • Mariner would take one look at Boimler and Ma'ah and say: OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM😳😱, while thinking: OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM😳😈 • Kelvin Mariner did not lost faith in starfleet like canon Mariner, but she still have the same personality. • Their tech is more advanced. • Kelvin Boimler is more bold and awkward than cabon boimler. • For comedic effect Mariner and Freeman relationship is even more volatile. • Badgey’s still a monster. • The warp core four are best friends like their counterparts (this one in non-negotiable)

I probably left something out.

my ask box ate this and then spat it back out this morning LMAO

all of these are godtier headcanons the only thing missing is the aggressive heterosexualness of abram’s movies that’s so insistent on being straight that it goes full circle and becomes gay again.

#i’ll post thoughts about this when i get off work!!#i love these headcanons tho bestie

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maddestmewmew · 4 years

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first impression: u were like one of the first anons and u were HYPE which made me HYPE and when i realized what Teub was a mispelling of i was like oh they funny 2 now: oh? ur a bitch? a fool? go bri ish boy go, sing karkalicious /j but srsly i care u so much weve been friends for 6 years and in that time youve been just consistently SO funny and so nice and honestly? when you me and mosca are on calls late at night and we all just feed each others chaos like a terrible feedback loop? 🥰🥰🥰

(puttjng this at the top bc woo boy yhis answer is a long one first impressions/current impression)

HFJDU YEA I FORGOT HOW EXCITED I WAS ALL THE TIME!! that!!!! hasnt really changed huh!

anyway i think im legally required to type all of karkalicious from memeorh but as british now. actually wait ill do it as imposter nelpeta :)

:33 < LISTON UP WYOMIE, THIS SHIT IS OIRONIC! MR SIMPS BEATS ARE BEST SUITED TO BRITS HOOKED ON PAW-NICS! NELPETLICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES WYOMIE LOCO! THEYRE TRYING TO KNOW THE SEVERET THAT THEY CAHNT SENSE IN MY TIDDIES DOIN' JUHST TO KNOW WHOS IMPOSTA' OI AIN' DOIN XEM NO FAVAHS' NO REASE ON WHY I TEASA FLUSH JUS COMES AN' GOES LOIKE SEA SONS IM NELPALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS NO OI DON' D O KISMEISIS AN IF YOU READ AN' E FANFICS ALL THA' SHIT IS PURE BOLLUCKS! I EAT CREWMATES (moshch) DON' MA'AH IF WE A' MOIRAILS CREW BE RUNNIN' LIKE A RACE FOR A CHANCE TO PUNCH MY FACE

IM NELPETLICIOUS. SUPAH BRI'ISH! IM NEPETLICIOUS. LITERALLY JUST BLOOD THIRSTY! IM NELPETLICIOUS. NO' EVEN MR SIMP WANTS OF PICE O' ME OIM NELPETLICIOUS L-L-L-LIKE GARBAGE! GARBAGE!

NELPETLICIOUS-NELPETALICOUS- GOD DAMMIT STOT STOP FUCKING AROUND W MY MIKE INNIT-

NELPETLICIOUS DEFINITON MAKES THA' SHIPPERS CRAZY. THE SERVAHS ALWAYS SCREAMING CUTSEY SHIP NAMES LOIKE FRIENDS/COWORKERS IM THE N TO THE E TO THE L P E T A AND LICHRALLY NO SHIPS NOW IBCLUDE ME! IM NELPETLICIOUS (fish delicious) MOI BODY STAYS..loike supah bahd ac tully ALL THA CREW'MEMBAS STRAIGHT UP ACCUSING ME OF FAKING A HEALTH CONDITION?? WYOMIES MY WITNESS! (whistle) BE' THA' SHIP CURLS MISTAH SIMPS...uh....bandana?? AND THEYLL BE NEE'IN OLL THA INHALERS CUZ OIMA MAKE ZEM WELL....you know ;) (LOIKE TAKIN A PROPA NAP AY WYOMIE?)

IM NELPETLICIOUS. SUPAH BRI'ISH! IM NEPETLICIOUS. LITERALLY JUST BLOOD THIRSTY! IM NELPETLICIOUS. NO' EVEN MR SIMP WANTS OF PICE O' ME OIM NELPETLICIOUS NOW YOU WANKA'S HOLD THE FOCK UP. CHECK IT OUT.

BABA BABA BAYBAAAA IF YOU REALLY WONT THE IMPOSTA. HONEY GET SOME PATIENCE MAYBE THEN YOLL CATCH A HINT. IM SO BRI'ISH BRI'ISH! IM CURRENTLY BEINF POSSESSED BY AN ALEIAN OH GOD OH FUCK ITS MAKING ME CRAZY!

B TO THE R THE I T S H FO'KIN BRI'ISH B TO THE R TO THE I T S H FO'KIN BRI'ISH

OI TO THE M TO THE P O S T E R THATS ME TO THE OI TO THE M, TO THE TO THE TO THE TO THE (ill just spell it out for ya)

OLL THE TOIM IM MUHDHAING CREW GATHAS ROUN ALWAYS FOI'IN ME WANNA CATCH THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. OIM JUS' WANNA SAY IT NOW I AINT' TROIYNA ROUND UP ANY DRAMA LI'IL CREWMATES I JUS' DONT WANNA BE COUGHT! AN' OI KNOW IM COMIN' OFF AS JUST A L'IL ANXIOUS although i keep on repeteung how tha se'crets fockin awesome BUT IM TRYNA TEEL! ITS A SECRET I JUST DONT WANNA TELL!

WYOMIE SAYS I SMELL LOIKE SHIT! SUPAH BRI'ISH! NO OI DON' DO KISMEISIS AND IF MEW RE' ANY' FANFICS OLL THAS ALL RUBBISH INNIT! OI KILL CREW MATES (stabby wabby) DON' MA'AH IF WE WAS MOIRIALS OH GOD SIMPS RUNNING DOWN THE VEIL GONNA HIT ME WITH A PAIL

4 3 2 FOCK YOU

MOI BO'Y STAYS SHITTY STOTS BEEN NAKIN' ME NEVOUS CUZ I. KILLED SOMEONE AND IT K N O W S INNIT. SEVENTWO IS A WITNISS! (OH FUCK) BE' THA' WILL FUCK ME UP IN THE FUTCHA INNIT! AND I GAVE MR SIMP A TOWEL BC i maybe a bri'ish catboy muh duh ruh bu' oi still say gay rights innit

SO DELICOUS! (crewwww membaaaaas seeee)

SO DELICOUS! (youuu conn trus meeee)

SO DELICOUS! (oill help mewwww beee)

SO DELICOUS! L-L-L-LIKE DEAD AS FUUUXK!

and the rest would he pretty much the same i think anyway if you managed to get this far AAAAA I FUCKING M E L T E D BRO DUDE MAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE A MEAN CYBERBULLY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND MAKE ME CRY FOR OTHER REASONS THOSE REASONS BEING NICE THINGS HHH LEMMIE JUST

#anywt hhhh ily <333 /p

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