#OTL OTL OTL etc. pray for my wish supply bc if i have extra id like to get yelan's bow too.... or just save...

[welcometoteyvat]

two days until the update so yelan yelan yelan yelan yelan yelan please please come home in 20 pulls or less I don't want to have to reach 80-something pity again............ for once in my gacha gaming arc i'd like primos left over ...........................

#i want to go for either her bow or save for one of my main's cons since theyve been leaked for a 4.1 banner........... #even prefarmed for her... and ive literally never done that for any other 5* so pls..... gacha gods have mercy PLEASE. #do not make me go until like 84 almost hard pity. i expect u at 70 pity max <////3 #there was a vid kinsen made where he read a parody of xiao's cn 'hello' vo but w gacha luck struggles instead of the various harms/dangers #and it basically translates to: 'if you are met with a hard pity guarantee; abyss time crunch **; have no more monsters to farm mats; #(idk what this part means); if your artifact rolls always go south**; if your primo supply is severely limited; then call my name #the mighty and illuminated adeptus xiao will be summoned forth to mock (you) (<- implied) #**this is a really bad translation and it completely destroys the original format in the cn but you get the idea LOL #i wrote it down for laughs and changed it back to 'summoned forth to protect' bc. i need the luck and well wishes JKLSDJFDSKLJFDKS #OTL OTL OTL etc. pray for my wish supply bc if i have extra id like to get yelan's bow too.... or just save... #anyways shoutout to dkniade for giving the best translation of his hello vo w/o sacrificing the poetic succinctness of the original lmao #i could never only literal TLs here #ramblings! #gacha logs