#THE RANT'S NOT OVER BOISSSSS (gender neutral)

[rurus-kadoo]

BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM Goes the TNT and They ain't got the drop on me BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM Goes the TNT

And on my last life I run over to the BEST castle (It's not even very good) In an echoey Red Life voice I tell them they're all doomed! Tchhhhh Goes the TNT as I place it all around Lava near, oh me oh my... I'm Yellow Life

BOOM! Trav'lin' round with the enchanter Goin' up a water stream Left my hydration crystal behind Only bubbles hear my scream! Tchhhhh Go my items, falling ever slowly down No one near but me on my... On my last life!

BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM Goes the TNT and Now I got the drop on Bdubs BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM Goes the TNT

And WHAM! BLAM! Goes the cannon they're firing at my house And WHOOM! KABOOM! They miss and kill my crops instead But FWIP! SPLAT! Another Red Life joins the crew! You'll never guess what he dropped or what we'll do!

BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM Goes the TNT and No one gets the drop on me BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM Goes the TNT and TNT and TNT and BOOM

#lastsongswithscar #gUESS WHAT? #THE RANT'S NOT OVER BOISSSSS (gender neutral) #Because none of those contracts held #It took the actual threat of actual destruction to get someone (who really didn't owe Scar anything!) to get him back to yellow #one of the Southlanders shoulda done it #Scar'd sold them many things #several of them were contract bound #But no #Etho shoulda done it #Scar gave a life to Bdubs on Etho's behalf #he was contract bound #But no! #It took. The actual threat. Of blowing their whole base up