#THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY jackals just accepts loki Does Shit and doesn't question it

[jackals-ships]

Politely Asking Gods To Stop Breaking Into My House

a companion fic to the earlier picture, written in 2nd person pov simply bc i can <3

There is a massive black wolf in your kitchen attempting to carefully gnaw his way into a jar of peanut butter. Well, correction: there is a god masquerading as a massive black wolf in your kitchen, trying to carefully gnaw his way into a jar of peanut butter.

"I can't believe you've done this to me, yet again. God could you, could you like warn me you're going to do this shit next time. seriously dude the fuck." The god-wolf jerks his head up as you speak, fixing you with a stare far too intelligent, ears pricked in your direction.

It would be more intimidating if he wasn't still holding the jar between his teeth, the thing looking comically tiny when compared to the size of his canines.

"Give, c'mon. Gimme." He relents his, very slobbery, prize to you and you immediately regret the action. "God you're so gross like you have. You have hands Loki you can use them." You don't catch the difference in his stare as you turn to wipe off the jar and grab a spoon. But if you had, you'd be questioning why he looked so amused. "y'know you're so. honestly you're so lucky I like wolves, otherwise you'd have given me more of a heart attack than you did."

The instant you've scooped some of the nutty treat there is a muzzle over your shoulder and a tongue as big as half your damn head trying to get at it. "Christ my man can you wait like thirty seconds-"

He cannot evidently, as he practically takes your hand along with the spoon. "What is wrong with you. Why are you like this." When the spoon is tugged back, with a lovely massive dent he at least has the sense to look mildly contrite. ".....you're gonna give me grey hairs. Swear you fuckin are." Considering the jar a loss as is you scoop out more and watch as he takes the peanut butter more politely this time.

"...so. What prompted the, the wolf thing. and like the "being absolutely god damn massive" thing?" He doesn't respond, because of course he doesn't as you know he finds it more amusing to mess with you when he's like this. "Like seriously you could've. You could've been the tiniest bit smaller, but no, you have to be. An absolute menace."

There is still no response and you give in to the urge to very lightly bap his nose. he wrinkles it at you, briefly baring his sharp teeth before sneezing and making you laugh. "God you're. You're something huh. …well. if you're gonna hang like this you wanna, you wanna cuddle? I've always wondered what cuddling with a wolf was like. I mean I sorta did once, grandpa had this huge wolf dog…."

You trail off as he trots from the kitchen to your living room and you follow after, getting to watch as he nudges aside your coffee table like it weighs absolutely nothing so he can lie down. "..You're helping me put that back later." All you get in response is a huff as he settles his head on his paws.

As for you? You lower yourself to sit by his side, making the slightest groan as your knees protest the action, before coming to lay back against him. He is…incredibly soft. You cannot resist the urge to run your fingers through his fur, marveling at the way your hands positively sink into it. ".....huh. neat."

There is a long moment filled only with the sound of his breathing and you continuing to stroke his fur. But eventually you have to break the silence. "Alright so. Since you're being all….wolfy. I'm gonna hold you hostage and talk about my little ponies." The huff he lets out sounds more amused this time, so you take that as your cue to launch into it. "So the newer generation involves the mane six, Twilight Sparkle is the element of friendship…"

Loki, for his part, is still silent all throughout your hour long discussion about the technicolor little horsies. His tail wags however when you get particularly excited talking about Tempest Shadow, gesturing vaguely in the air before your hand rests back on his head, unable to resist the siren song of soft fur.

"...and so like I didnt exactly grow up on the 80's my little ponies? But I did like, I had one of the movies, and it's still one of my favorite. So while I adore the newest designs I'm partial to that version…"

In all your rambling you did not hear the door open, nor did you hear the earlier click of the lock as someone decided that breaking and entering would be far more amusing than knocking. You do however hear the sound of your girlfriend's voice as he enters the living room.

"What are you two talking about?"

You look up, blink several times, look back down to the giant wolf you're cuddling with, look back up, continuing blinking. "............what the fuck?"

At any other time the sound of his laughter would fill you with an irritated kind of glee, but now it only furthers your confusion. Especially as he comes further in and leans down to ruffle his fur. "Fenrisúlfr, did you not introduce yourself properly?"

The wolf, Fenrisúlfr, lets out a long drawn out whine accompanied by a pout. "......I've been. I've been cuddling with." You're buffering, trying to connect the dots but coming up entirely blank as your brain simply refuses to accept any of this situation.

"Cuddling with my son yes, Fenrisúlfr or Fenrir I believe some of you call him."

"I just spent. Roughly an hour. Explaining My Little Pony, to. To one of the fuckers involved in Ragnarok?" He lets out another whine at that, ears pinning back up until you stroke them all gently.

"Evidently yes. You have been."

"...so if, so if this is Fenrir. there's also your other kids? Jörmungandr and Hel? And, and Narfi an Nari?" At his nod you pause for a moment, before speaking again. "So you did also have Sleipnir-"

You spring out of the way before you even finish your sentence, laughing as he swears at you for bringing it up for the millionth time.

Fenrisúlfr for his part stays in his spot, seemingly very content to watch the two of you dart around the living room.

#jackals barks #ship: im not gonna tell you (im in love) #okay 2 rb #THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY jackals just accepts loki Does Shit and doesn't question it #just goes >:/ again? fucking again?