#The side show attractions aren't Canon but there is Palpable tension

[bijoumikhawal]

oooo you wanna listen to the CrimsonRain TGCF audiobook sooooo bad. You wanna hear about a chronically unlucky little loser (affectionate) with jock autism that keeps getting tricked into being Columbo. And is a god btw. and the head over heels ghost king who cannot separate wanting him from worshipping him and has spent 800 years trying to find him again so he can shower him with thoughtful luxuries and bite anyone who insults him in half. You want to witness their insane "hey as far as I know I just met you wanna wear vials of each other's blood and have a slumberparty" energy.

You want to see our two side show attractions: "8 centuries of hatefucking while we feel guilty for ditching our friend who enabled us to rise to our high positions in the first place" and "your brother destroyed me and everyone I love like we were ants, and getting close to you is part of my plan and I Will Not divert from my plan, but am I happy now? Now that you'll never forgive me?"

Also gender is fake in 4 different ways

#cipher talk #The side show attractions aren't Canon but there is Palpable tension