#Toon Bobby is a menace!!!

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My list of crapisodes

First of all, know that these are all my opinion. Ones marked with asterisks are ones I haven't seen, but to paraphrase Huey Freeman, you don't have to see a lynching to know that they aren't funny.

AMERICAN DAD!

Big Trouble in Little Langley

Gorillas in the Mist

Minstrel Krampus

Tapped Out

ARCHER

White Elephant

A Kiss While Dying

A Debt of Honor

House Call

Southbound and Down

Baby Shower

Smugglers' Blues

The Rules of Extraction

On The Carpet

Palace Intrigue: Part I

Palace Intrigue: Part II

Filibuster

Arrival/Departure

ARTHUR

Francine and the Feline

Arthur's Big Hit

Sue Ellen Chickens Out

The Secret Origin of Supernova

FAMILY GUY

Wild Wild West

Family Cat

FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS

The Little Peas

FUTURAMA

Amazon Women in the Mood

KING OF THE HILL

Plastic White Female

Husky Bobby

Junkie Business

*Three Coaches and a Bobby

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Movin' On Up

What Makes Bobby Run?

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Bobby Goes Nuts

Joust Like a Woman

Get Your Freak Off

Full Metal Dust Jacket

The Witches of East Arlen

Reborn to Be Wild

That's What She Said

Hank's Back

*The Petriot Act

Redcorn Gambles with His Future

Harlottown

Business Is Picking Up

Hank's Bully

*serPUNt

Lady and Gentrification

Lost in MySpace

Bad News Bill

*Uh-oh, Canada

*The Boy Can't Help It

MY-HIME

Mischief of the Wind

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

A Challenge from Lobelia Girls' Academy!

RECESS

Kindergarten Derby

ROZEN MAIDEN

The Stairway

SOUTH PARK

Chinpokomon

Timmy 2000

Red Hot Catholic Love

Raisins

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Cartoon Wars Part I

*Cartoon Wars Part II

Tsst

*Go God Go

*Go God Go XII

The Ungroundable

City Sushi

*Ass Burgers

*The Poor Kid

Cash for Gold

Raising the Bar

You're Not Yelping

Member Berries

Skank Hunt

*The Damned

*Wieners Out

*Douche and a Danish

*Fort Collins

*Oh, Jeez

*Members Only

*Not Funny

*The End of Serialization as We Know It

*Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

STAR OCEAN EX

Stampede

THE CLEVELAND SHOW

Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb

Wide World of Cleveland Show

Pins, Spins and Fins…

THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS

The Boy Who Would Be Queen

Twistory

THE SIMPSONS

Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Homer the Heretic

Lisa the Vegetarian

Lisa the Iconoclast

My Sister, My Sitter

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

The Cartridge Family

Lisa the Skeptic

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

Lisa, the Simpson

Lisa Gets An “A”

Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken

They Saved Lisa’s Brain

Treehouse of Horror X

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

Eight Misbehavin’

Little Big Mom

Missionary: Impossible

Kill the Alligator and Run

Behind the Laughter

Lisa the Tree Hugger

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

She of Little Faith

Sweets and Sour Marge

Pray Anything

A Star is Born-Again

‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays

Margical History Tour

Smart and Smarter

Catch ‘Em If You Can

Bart-Mangled Banner

On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

Girls Just Want To Have Sums

*The Great Wife Hope

The Day the Earth Stood Cool

Homerland

Opposites A-Frack

Peeping Mom

TINY TOON ADVENTURES

Going Places

*Elephant Issues

YES! PRECURE 5

Komachi Quits Being A Novelist!?

Coco's Big Healthy Plan!

BTW, if you're wondering why there are so many Simpsons episodes, it's because this list was originally just a list of Simpsons episodes I hated. And if you're wondering why fellow long-runner Family Guy has so few, it's because I cut it some slack for a long time due to it being the internet reviewing community's whipping boy.

#crapisodes #good show bad episode

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A curiosity came to me; if you would you find appealing to replace the original VA's from SatAM if some miracle of a reboot or long overdue sequel came to fruition? Actor deaths aside, sometimes it's hard to gather the gang back together, so in your opinion who would fit the bill for Sonic and gang?

It’s something I’ve mulled over. Given the way Nostalgia tends to be mined this day at the expense of allowing newer stuff to be done, I’ve become somewhat loathe towards the idea of redoing everything exactly as it was, and as such I’m a tad open to the idea of new VA’s if any of the old cast were to ever show up in any medium with voice acting. Which at this rate will be some time shortly after the Second Coming. 

Anyway, these are who I think would be great- 

Sonic the Hedgehog- Jason Marsden (Max Goof) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDECHLbrFnw

I’ve long thought Marsden would make for a great Sonic. He’s got the right combination of youthful that lends itself well to impudence and cockiness, while having an emotional range to lend weight to Sonic outside of him being ‘cool’. 

Tails- Zachary Tyler Eisen (Avatar Aang)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4bevJm-MbI

Okay, this one requires a bit of context- this is really more of a ‘I would picture him generally sounding like this’ situation than anything, as I know that one of the great difficulties in casting pre-teen boy VAs is that eventually they hit puberty. AS such, this isn’t really a literal belief that Eisen could do it NOW, but whoever got the role I feel would work best if they sounded similar to Aang. 

Sally Acorn- Mae Whitman (April O’Neil 2012)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY0DUcg1QTY

Mae Whitman is perfect for the role of Sally due to the fact that her voice lends itself to maturity very well, while still retaining an obvious sense of her age. Does well that for that ‘aged beyond her years’ thing going on with poor, stressed out Sally. 

Nicole- Tara Strong (Twilight Sparkle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhW1Ymr9v2c

This one has a bit of a complex history- Nicole as originally envisioned was purely an AI, one with a suitably monotone voice. Which was great! But since that time Nicole developed vastly within Archie itself, and it’s hard to picture her as she initially started out. As such, I envision her having a voice that just screams ‘enthusiasm’, given her zest for discovery and testing out what she can do now. 

Bunnie Rabbot- Lenore Zann (Rogue) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTr3TqGaio

Lenore Zann’s rendition of a Dixie (and let’s be clear here, Bunnie’s accent IS a Dixie accent and not Texan) accent feels very on point for Bunnie, but more than that she is equal parts girly and rough and tumble, something that fits very perfectly for Bunnie given that she is at once very ladylike while being the front line bruiser of the team. More than that, given Rogue’s own issues with what her gifts have cost her, I feel she could easily handle the more emotional aspects of Bunnie’s character with regards to her roboticized limbs. 

Antoine- Rob Paulsen 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zveqLhj33oo

Truth be told? I don’t know any other voice actors who do exaggerated French accents in toons these days, or heck, french accents period. Antoine is difficult to re-cast given the accent and the fact he has a fairly high voice, so, I’d vote Rob Paulsen as a returning VA.... though perhaps with a chance to have a bit more dignity this time around.

Rotor-  Bobby Moynihan (Panda)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IB8hyLnrbc

This was a tough one, as in general I picture Rotor being very soft spoken and with a surprisingly high voice despite his size, one with a great capacity for gentleness while at the same time sounding older than his given age. That being said, I feel Bobby Moynihan could capture these qualities in Rotor very nicely.

Honorable Mention- Stephen Furst (Vir Cotto)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n2vurSBIQ

Furst was actually my original choice for Rotor for a long time, at least until his unfortunate passing. Any voice for Rotor though I would envision as being fairly Furst-ish, so, I wanted to share anyway. 

Dulcy- Ashley Tisdale (Candace Flynn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGkLg5bME90

Ah, the red headed stepchild of the original SatAM cast. Admittedly this one took a while, but eventually I concluded that Tisdale’d be pretty Dulcy-ish. One thing you gotta remember with Dulcy is that she is at once younger than the other FFs (asides from Tails) but at the same time she still has a somewhat louder voice, as befits a dragon. As such? I feel Tisdale was a good fit. 

Now that we got the FFs out of the way, onto the baddies! 

Dr. Robotnik- Richard Newman (Phaeton)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TWKy_4JyEY

Richard Newman’s voice is one that I feel is perfect for ol’ Julian- it is at once refined, threatening, and most importantly capable of reaching that deliciously threatening baritone of the doc’s. Even better, it can switch between calculating coldness and frothing rage in an instant, which is a must for the ever volatile doc.

Secondary Choice- David Kaye (Megatron)

https://youtu.be/MBzCUbGMi5s?t=85

Newman alas is also kind of getting on in years, and the window of feasibility decreases ever much. If he wasn’t up to it though, fellow Beast Wars alum David Kaye would be another perfect fit. He’s got EVERYTHING needed to do the doc justice. 

Snively- Steve Blum (Starscream) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XeNdga1oEI

This probably isn’t the first choice that’d come to mind, but I feel Blum’s Starscream voice would work rather well for the Snivster given that it can help emphasize his subservience to his uncle while also holding it’s own quality of menace while he’s pissed off. 

Naugus- Mark Hamill (Skeleton King) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvE3mYDVLW4

Hamill’s non-Joker Evil Voice just SCREAMS Evil Wizard at every conceivable level, and unlike a lot of the other VA’s on this list his increasing age can only enhance the effect. At once whispery, harsh and spooky, Hamill would hit ALL the right notes for what I envision in Naugus.