get behind me girl I'll protect you from phones without headphone jacks
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"kill them with kindness" wrong! t'noy karaxis 💛🐐🐐🌈🐐🕟🐐🐐🧸🌀⏳⌛⏰⏲️🗓️⌚🌀⏱️🕚💛🕢🌀🌀🕡🕣🕜🐐🐐🕟🕖🕢🟨🕑🌈🕣🟨🟨🖨️🖨️⏳💛⏳🌀🌀🎵
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hate when I like an artists blog then BAM. south park
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why do they make phones where you cant plug headphones in.. you took her pussy away
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guy covered in kiss marks who says "you should see the other guy" and the other guy looks like he stuck his finger in an electric socket
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who up touch toning their telephone
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im so sorry but your boyfriend is in the timeloop. yeah he made some drastic decision that led to the worst possible endings and is now stuck going through every possible path and experiencing varying stages of being driven mad until he reaches the obvious conclusion. yeah he has a dumb song that he wakes up to everyday. yeah there's nothing you can do until he figures it out. you're going to be a crucial part of the story. sorry again
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an ant just tripped over a crumb and all his friends are laughing at him. do you even care?
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yeah man this weed strain is called hatchetfield it'll have you ripping people to shreds and dying in the apocalypse 💯💯🔥🔥🔥
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need to see art of that man pissed off and covered in blood NOW
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we need to free girl characters from the shackles of "getting in the way" of a mlm ship
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cicadas as a metaphor are so much to me. btw
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I'm really curious if anyone else believed any of this stuff or if my family was just odd
(I meant to put other/multiple oopsie)
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one thing I will never understand is why on other social media platforms people ask to be mutuals with someone? like bro just follow them and if they follow you back you have the warriors bond now. what's there to ask
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if sometimes please elaborate on circumstances I am so so curious
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calling him blorbo isn't enough I need to put him in a fucked up box that displaces him through space and time
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