"Look, everyone. The food Venice had is not like the rest of Italy. We had mostly rice and polenta instead of pasta, and our proteins were often seafood. I only started cooking the other regional foods because it was requested by the others of the Crew whenever they wanted something that isn’t Spanish/Catalan, Caribbean, Arabian, French/Sephardic, or Chinese.
"That, and I frankly really, really, really hate polenta."
"What's wrong with polenta?"
"Because it was all that I was given to eat. For ten. Long. Years."
"Huh? No way you were given just that, you were-
".............."
"Locked in a cellar for ten years trying not to drown in the acqua alta, NEVERMIND FORGET I ASKED, WE WILL ONLY ASK FOR THE NICE STUFF THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VENICE, I’M SO SO SORRY GIOOOO!!"
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