#and for jonathan to clock the mutual pining btwn wwx and lwj like 'so we're totally in love with your baby lz and i love that for you'

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okay okay, modern au crossover where the wens nominate single father and certified disaster bi wei wuxian for queer eye

#mostly i just want karamo to sit wwx down and say something like 'would you ever tell your son he's a burden?' #and for jonathan to clock the mutual pining btwn wwx and lwj like 'so we're totally in love with your baby lz and i love that for you' #and for bobby to see all of the space made for toddler a'yuan and make wwx a place where he can fuck-i-mean-have-adult-time #and for antoni to teach him how to use appropriate qty of spices but like with recipe help from popo or something #and (finally) for tan france to look at wwx's threadbare secondhand wardrobe and put him in clothes that make him feel good!!! #and at the end of the week house warming party or something wwx pulls lwj aside and kisses him full on the mouth #that's it #that's the au #my nonsense #somebody write this and send it to me please!!! #otherwise i'm gonna have to watch a bunch of queer eye so i can get the episode structure down and i just don't have time