#and his sense of high fashion is suspenders that look like rulers because he's a woodworker and thinks it's hilarious so like

[jukeboxhound]

but why is my father so determined that i need a skull-print hawaiian shirt

#dad. dad i love you and thank you thinking of me. why do hawaiian shirts make you think of me. #should i be appreciative or offended #i have never worn a hawaiian shirt in my life and have no current intention of changing that before i die #(honestly i think it's because he found a website all by himself and they have skull shirts and he thinks it's a way of connecting with me? #and his sense of high fashion is suspenders that look like rulers because he's a woodworker and thinks it's hilarious so like #he sees 'skulls' and just stops there lmao) #wow we're the domestic father/child version of 'what happens when a werewolf has a vampire kid' #hound barks