#and i'm in a hotel room rn so i feel bad so i make shadowheart clean it up

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i was so sure my wine mom vampire boyfriend would have wanted to hang the 'damsel' out to dry lmao

#damsel is the guy that poked my eyeball out and everyone hated i let him do that #hey but he gave me a sweet new eyeball that lets me latently see invisibility all the time! #something something the grinch's heart grew #verm is playing... #also my roommate and verm bf think i'm both rude and nuts bc i make shadowheart cast create and destroy water to clean off bloodstains #idk if summoning ghouls is supposed to work like this but i can't dismiss them? so they just turn into a pile of blood by my bed after rest #and i'm in a hotel room rn so i feel bad so i make shadowheart clean it up #''she doesn't deserve this verm.'' #''...cleaning up after yourself. in your video game hotel room. okay.'' #and i also found a funny exploit for free necromancy casts but that also got them mad #''i hope you're proud of how you play this game.'' #thanks i am with my spell DC of 23 🥰 #if i'm casting hold person on you you are being held 🥰