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[the-fiction-witch]

Escape P2 : stuck together

MOVIE STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS

COUPLE THANISSON X READER

RATING FUNNY

I loaded everything up in the escape pod getting a launch organized and just as I keyed it in I felt the ship take a hit, alarms blazing and the mass of panic above me. I quickly launched the pod and did my best to keep myself up but I was quickly floored by the violent ejection. I tried to keep focused as I saw the rebel ships attacking the finalizer if I didn't know better I'd say they where to take it down. I feared for Bill, for my friends and the civilians aboard but I knew the first order would never let them go. I took another jolt as I hit into the atmosphere of the nearest habitable planet, the third moon of Lentos I would be safe there, and soon enough the pod hit the ground and the door opened.

"Fuck! I know it's emergency escape but… a little gentler couldn't kill you" I sighed as I climbed out onto the bright blue grass, I had landed the pod fine it's cool open wide things scattered all over the floor from the landing, like a little strange sci-fi house sat into the dirt of this world, the grass blue around me, with bright white flowers growing, the pod had landed by a source of fresh water as it was programed to, a beautiful folecent pink waterfall against black rocks coming out into a beautiful pond beside the pod. The air was so fresh, crisp and clean. There was a tall wood of orange trees around the clearing and waterfall. In all honesty I didn't mind it, it was beautiful here. 

But my peace was rather suddenly interrupted, by a yell of complaint.

"UUUUGHHHHH! What stupid little bastard has upturned my whole damn-" the voice began as a girl climbed out of the pod door looking dishevelled and confused she was humanoid like me with bright purple hair, and some little green lines across her face, she was undeniably increadly beautiful, she stood in a white tank top and red jumpsuit tied around her waist some bands up her arm, her hair in a strange braid. I couldn't deny I looked as confused too see her as she did to see me. "Who are you?"

"Who are you?" I asked her

"I asked you first, and what have you done to my pod?"

"Your pod? What on earth are you talking about?"

"Who are you!"

"Officer Thanisson, first order officer stationed aboard the finalizer, three years into tour aboard,... Departure control." I explained and her first move confused me. She lifted her shirt, I couldn't keep my eyes off her and what she was doing as she pulled her shirt up I had already noticed her rather… uhh voluptuous breasts but I saw under her shirt was a holster she grabbed a knife and went for me I held her back as best I could getting her down into the grass pinning her hands above her head and knocking the knife from her hand "now...you tell me. Who are you?" I ordered her 

"Never!"

"Who are you! And why did you just try to…."

"Let me go!" She kicked and complained trying get out my grip but I put as much of my weight in her as I could even if I didn't have much to do so

"I will when you tell me"

"Ughh fine!" She complained "y/n y/l/n. First commanding officer of the rebel alliance for sectors nine through twelve" she explained and I froze moving away from her a moment

"You- you're a rebel?"

"And your a first order rat"

"What were you doing in the pod?"

"I was stationed in the finalizer, tracking, coding, keeping an eye" she explained

"You'd been hiding out in the escape pod this whole time?"

"Yes, they have quarters, life support systems, escape pods are basically livable ships in their own right. I've been hiding since pento three"

"Pento three! That was galaxies back"

"I know"

"You… you're transmissions in and out, that's what I was picking up on my scanner, this whole time my little radio was, pick up you and your messages down in the pods?"

"I assume so." She says "are you going to kill me?"

"I should." I told her "but… I deserted. I'm no better than you"

"You'd have died if you hadn't"

"I know. The first order expects you… to die at your post. For the order."

"You didn't wanna die?"

"I didn't want to March blindly into my own death." I told her "either way we're dead. Or worse, the first order finds us I'm dead for desertion, and you're dead for being a rebel. The rebels find us they'll execute me anyway. And if some other ship finds us… death would be a welcome treat for where we'd end up"

"Someone will find us. Where are we?"

"First habitable planet the pod found, third moon of Lentos"

"... Wait what?"

"We're on the third moon of Lentos." I told her again she seemed panicked rushing back into the pod and checking the computer seeing I was right 

"You. Absolute. Fucking. Idiot!" She yelled throwing various things from the pod floor at me "Lentos! Is closed! The whole system! Is in quarantine!" 

"In what!"

"You dumb ass first order boys never heard of the Lentos flu! That causes lung dry, black mucus, skin blistering, and a horrible horrible death!" 

"How do you catch it!"

"You breath Lentos oxygen you dumb ass! The whole system is in a ultraviolet sun causing all animals and vegetation to form in rainbow luminescent colours!" She yelled pointing to the said environment we were now in. "And makes them release a compound that gives all non Lentos matter the Lentos flu"

"Ohh god. We're dead!" I Screamed trying so hard not to breathe.

"We guess we don't need to worry because knowone is coming to get us. And we'll be lucky were not dead within the week."

"There has to be something call a nurse or something" I explain rushing into the pod shutting the door into a tight airlock and I found the Lentos monitoring system and rang them up and a robotic voice answered

"Hello, due to Lentos flu our system is in quarantine, if you have businesses with a resident they are dead, for symptoms press one. For drop off press two. For all other issues press three."

I pressed three and it finally rang and reaches a man at a desk 

"Hello how can I help you today?"

"Hi, yeah uhh we just had an emergency evaluation from…. Our ship" I lied "were in an escape pod on Lentos three… we uhh we may have been exposed to the oxygen… what do we do?" I asked 

"Okay, you are aware you will be fined sixty nine credits for entering the planet due to quarantine restrictions." He says 

"But we crashed! In an escape pod!" Y/n complained

"Sorry but that's the rules"

"It's fine we'll pay it, what do we do?" I asked

"Quick question are you humanoid?"

"Yes, humanoid" y/n yelled

"Yes we're both humanoid."

"Okay then now you have both definitely taken a lung full of the oxygen?"

"Yes, what's going to happen to us?" Y/n asks 

"Likely not very much you see an interesting fact about Lentos flu is that humanoids reaction to is is actually very minimal the issue is once you take even a mouth full of that oxygen into your body Lentos flu fuses to human lung tissue meaning yes you are one hundred percent both now infected with Lentos flu however humanoids don't suffer symptoms or even death your just carriers if we let you out you'll be carrying the flu until your very death"

"So… it won't kill us?"

"It's a fifteen thousand to one chance you'll even get a fever" 

"Ohh. So we're carriers, what does that mean?"

"It means you need to stay on quarantine can't have the flu getting out"

"Okay, so how long for?" She asks 

"Uhh just let me translate it to humanoid life spans, one hundred and sixty two years."

"One… one hundred and sixty years!" I yelled "so we're stuck here till we either get the flu and die or die naturally?"

"I'm afraid so"

"Isn't there another option?" She asks

"We can kill you now. If you'd prefer?"

"So we're stuck here indefinitely?"

"Yes we can start up a supply delivery and other such deliveries for needed items have a nice day." He said before it cut off

"So… I guess we're stuck here together"

"I guess so" she sighed "I can the bedroom of the pod you can have the shitty room with the hammock"

"What why!"

"Because I'm a girl, and I called it" she says walking to get her things sorted.