#and now i'm like girl ain't nobody got executive function for that

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The reason baggy sweatpants are great is that I can just put them on over the top of my pajamas and I can go to the shop and everyone *thinks* I got dressed this morning but actually I'm still in my jammies and nobody knows my secret >:)

#chough chatterings #16-year-old me would be horrified lmao #back then i was like 'i'm gonna be a fashionable goth kid FOREVER i will NEVER wear trackies i will wear corsets EVERY DAY' #and now i'm like girl ain't nobody got executive function for that #i do kinda miss being a cool goth kid sometimes though #i was hot as a teenager/in my early 20s and now i'm like the most average person ever lol #i used to be the kind of person who never left the house without my makeup and now i wear it maybe once or twice a year? #but honestly i have too many other things i wanna do in my life and looking hot is so low on the priority list it just doesn't make the cut