#and then work back to slam dunking on c!techno

[ranboo5]

I need to know about enchanted ranboo immediately who is this manic pixie dream girl

@butchpuffy came up w/ this concept and we all ran with it because canon is miserable and this is funny and. Okay so this is an AU based off the movie Enchanted which I have never seen. But

Miss Trixtin End Politics Chooser has coronated a recent new Beloved in the Disney End. Everything operates on like Disney movie logic and Minecraft logic both in the End. Musical numbers. Campy sorcerer Bad and the fucked up canine-rodent hellhound Rat and his small clutch of cartoon goons. And of course aforementioned new Beloved, Ranboo, who is very very opinionated about End politics

Aforesaid campy sorcerer Bad is very displeased with this assignment bc something something End politics he and his goons want the Enderdragon egg or something idk but one way or another Ranboo ends up getting slam dunked through the End portal and directly into the real world

You may remember that the man is very opinionated on End politics. The phrase "magical enderman prince from Minecraft" has been ricocheting around in my brain since this was posited last night. Utterly beloved

Anyway what this means is that this guy is, with all the selective hearing+memory+attention span, judgement, deep emotional sentiment, I Want To See The Good In Everyone c:, and I Am The Only Morally Correct One In Thsi Situation of DSMP Ranboo and all the sickening optimism and propensity for musical numbers of a standard Disney princess, literally the most aggravating cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure

Now. For context

In the real world several people who got financially fucked over by Wilbur Soot's shitty startup as well as an assorted menagerie of others are currently hanging out as neighbors in an apartment complex owned by Dream WasTaken who lives with his mom and brother despite being a landlord (irredeemable)

- Niki has not yet had the opportunity to open a co-op but would like to do this generally with the support of her three roommates Eret Fundy and Jack Manifold as well

- as her friends Technoblade and Philza two doors down who she hasn't visited as often lately since Wilbur came back from his Journey To Find Himself after the startup went to shit and started crashing on the couch

- He pays less rent than Skeppy, who also lives there, does

- Technoblade btw came back from college early with pink hair, processed radicalization and a decision to say fuck the blood money scholarship he got from being in the army, and also Skeppy, and got a huge fuckin service dog whose name is now Steve

- Philza is a cosplayer

- Between the Niki+Eret+Fundy+Jack household and the Techno+Skeppy+Phil+Wil household is the Tommy+Tubbo household. Tommy is in a socially funded therapy program and keeps leaving signup paperwork for Tubbo around the house

- Tubbo, who pays 90% of the rent with intern salary for what is functionally a managerial position and alternately plays Bee Tycoon at work and makes pipe bombs at the kitchen counter between the hours of 11PM-3AM to feel alive, complains about the recycling bills

- Technoblade with the anarchist theory is the most idealistic person Tubbo knows

- Techno Phil and Niki are a band :] Skeppy is not in the band but he gets gigs and stuff and shows up to the post-gig pizza parties. He may not be around much but he is a valued member to the point of having a stage name (yes this is Skeppy Is Harpocrates)

- One night driving home they see some guy who Tubbo takes one look at and dismisses as a very lost cosplayer. Tommy however insists no cosplay is this good and that that is a Real Minecraft Enderman. Tubbo says they have cosplayers at hoooooommeeeeee which is where he wants to gooooo but Tommy stops the car (Tommy is the one with the driver's license. Tubbo is not allowed to drive anymore after The Incident) and runs out because he has never had a thought in his head in his life and Tubbo has to follow him and Oh Okay Maybe That Is Not A Cosplayer

- Cue everyone's dreary lives being subject to the violent status quo shakeup of magical enderman prince from Minecraft Ranboo Live, the Beloved, waltzing into their lives singing showtunes

- With several cartoon villain assassins in tow

- Chaos ensues.

#fixit AU my beloved