#and this'll be a jegulus too

[kember-writes]

*＊✿❀ Kember's 400 Follower Celebration - CLOSED ❀✿＊*

Oof, boy. Well, here we are again. I have more Tumblr followers than Facebook friends, which is neat. I still haven't recovered my energy from the 200 celebration, but since I didn't do anything for 300, I want to mark this occasion somehow. Let you know that you're all appreciated and I'm very grateful that you pay attention to my ramblings :)

But, on the note of having limited energy... you guys are going to be doing some of the work here, because I love you so much >:) It's kind of a raffle, it's kind of a fest, and hopefully it's kind of fun too! The rules are, hm, not as simple as usual, so let's go over them:

Step 1 — You send a ❀ to my inbox

You can do this as many times as you like until the celebration closes! That'll be on the 27th February at 3pm GMT.

But, you CAN'T do it anonymously. I need to know who you are!

Step 2 — I answer with a randomly-generated pairing and trope mash-up

So, yeah, there's gonna be some wild ones. Make of that what you will.

Characters may come from any era. There's a good chance they won't be a common, or even unusual, pairing. BUT - I will try to match up characters from the same era, to pre-emptively avoid that kind of ickiness.

For the sake of my sanity, I've only included characters mentally and emotionally capable of maintaining a relationship with a human, so no dragons, no house elves, and no giant spiders will be coming out of my hat. Also the sorting hat doesn't count because I say so. He's a gaslighter. Nagini also does not count because while she may have been an Asian woman in a past life, she is now a snake and that's poor representation.

Step 3 — You respond with a fic prompt based on that

There'll be a cut-off for this - I'll only be taking prompts back until the 6th March at 3pm GMT (again).

Your prompt can be anything you like, from a one-sentence description to an in-depth scenario with accompanying Pinterest vision board and Spotify playlist.

You'll be limited to returning one prompt per ask, to keep things somewhat tame - but as mentioned, you can ask as many times as you like.

Remember to @ my username (@kember-writes) in your response to make sure I see it - I'll reblog them all, so if I haven't reblogged yours, let me know!

Step 4 — When they're all in, I pick the best one and it gets written up as a full-length* fic!

This'll be announced on the 13th March at... yeah, you guessed it, 3pm GMT.

*Full-length referring to something under 10k words, so no multi-chapters.

And the better you know me, the more you'll be able to play this game to your advantage...

Of course, if your prompt doesn't get chosen (or even if it does), you're more than welcome to write it yourself! I'll be claiming no ownership of them.

So to summarise those all-important dates:

Sunday 27th February - I stop taking asks

Sunday 6th March - I stop taking prompts

Sunday 13th March - the winner is revealed

And in the spirit of healthy competition - good luck, and don't fuck it up! I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Mutuals my beloveds below the cut :)

@0theyoutubewhore0 @accio-marauders-bullshit @acciorxses @aeridi0nis @andromedas-star @annie-x-o @ardentlychaotic @astranix @ben-barnes-enthusiast @billsfangearring @blitheringmcgonagall @carolinesalvawhore @chaoticregulusstan @chiechie97 @couldibeanymorechaotic @dead-james-potter @definitelyamarauder @de-sire-blog @dragonsandbeans @dreamyremu @dykesiriusblack @emmacata @enbysiriusblack @exilesblack @gayremus @graceful--chaos @greyeyedmonster-18 @gryffindorsong @howlingpadfoots @impishtubist @iwishiwassiriusblack @jamespotterinskirts @jegulus-trash @jeguluswhore @kismet-ly @lilgaywolf @lostmykeysie @lotta-soup @min-blogg @mischiefhasbeenmanaged @mollymarymarie @moth-rothko @myloser @nymphadorathebubba @officialyobsessedwithmoony @padfoot-supremacy @padgayfoot @pinesconemaybe @problemmarshall

#Kember's 400 follower celebration #feeling like an evil little boy for doing this #am I crowdfunding fic ideas? no - you guys know how many WIPs I've got #and of course the winning person's name will be on the finished fic #I can't wait to see what absolutely wild pairings we end up with #there are over 21000 unique character pairings #and the trope combinations? delectable #almost 5000 of those #so... a lot of potential prompting scenarios. like a lot lot