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#and while being in underwear or naked in dreams is kinda normal im sure its bc i was like that before sleeping and looked at myself
the-fiction-witch · 4 years
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1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?
I don’t think of strangers that much… likely the first time I saw y/n and I kinda went ‘ “dam...boobs!”
2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW?
At night, while the other boys are sleeping even if it means we have to be a little quieter so we don’t wake anyone else
3. What’s your favourite way to be seduced? 
I don’t need seducing just kinda point or poke me
4. What’s the dirtiest fantasy you’ve had at work?
Well… I had one about bending y/n over a planter while everyone was at lunch 
5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance?
No thank you, Alby or Zart either I would you rather not.
6. What do you do when you get horny in public?
Uhh… Usually take my hoodie off and wrap it around my waist so knowone sees any issues that arise.
7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?
Uuuuuuuuuuhhh…. No.
okay maybe once… or twice, before y/n became my girlfriend and she walked around the glade in… shorts.
8. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve thought about while touching yourself?
Being chained in the med jacks, with y/n. 
9. What’s the strangest prop you’ve used to get yourself off?
A pole from the gardens, I am not explaining how I used it!
10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused?
It was once the night y/n arrived in the glade I had never felt about sex before I saw her but most of the day I was taking care of her and the other jobs I had to do so by the time I got back in my hammock I noticed it
11. Who gave you your first orgasm?
Me. 
12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like?
Like an explosion of repressed urges and tension. Like when you stretch and crack a bone that's been annoying for like a week.
13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew?
Nope.
14. What’s your favourite thing about a quickie?
The sneakiness and the fact everyones happy and satisfied before we run off to do whatever we still have to do
15. What the most sexually daring thing you’ve ever done?
Sex on the watch tower… Im still surprised we did that, and that we didn’t get caught
16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers?
No! Definitely not. Then again I don’t remember them… so maybe I did
17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks?
Well… not strangers. Just y/n. 
18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them?
Maybe, if already honry then yeah but again only y/n and even more once I didn’t have to imagine what she was hiding from me anymore just remember what she looks like without her cute clothes.
19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Once. In dares, It was minho… not that bad actually kissing a guy better than I expected.
20. What inspires you to make the first move?
Gally did he told me if I didn't he was going to so I had to so I jumped into action and made her a picnic in the woods and I asked if I could kiss her and she said yes from there we were a couple
21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed?
It makes your partner happy and satisfied.
22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn’t help yourself?
No never! I would never betray y/n
23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush?
No! Why would I ever want anyone but y/n, plus the only other girl is teresa… she’s nice but not for me she’s attractive sure but i'm not attracted to her plus thomas likes her and I couldn’t do that to him or to y/n
24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy?
Y/n cuddling close in my bed and playing with me instead of my hand 
25. What kind of porn turns you on?
I’m not sure what is classed as porn? Is listening to y/n touch herself through her bedroom wall classed as porn? If so YES!
26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed?
A couple times but not on purpose sometimes it's just already dark so I can barely see anyway, or when I shut my eyes because I got a little overwhelmed
27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner?
Well… she kinda blindfolds me sometimes and ties me up to the bed a little
28. Does naughty talk get you aroused?
It does so so much especially if she whispered
29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little forest nymph of a sex goddess?
I am very very sure
30. What’s the dirtiest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?
Properly “I’m going to cum my dirty little girly”
31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?
By accident yes. Accidently watched minho and thomas having sex in there hammock I didn’t mean to it just kinda happened
32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?
No! Because that's creepy
33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their “third”?
Uhhhhhh no thank you. 
34. What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?
“Your such a beautiful boy” It still makes me blushy
35. When’s the last time you had a vivid sex dream?
Probably last week, they get worse when I’ve been drinking
36. What do you think an orgy would be like?
Awkward. There are two girls and sixty boys. I don’t think it would go well. I’d rather just nuzzle in y/ns bed with her let everyone else have the orgy
37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger?
Nope, and I don’t think I’ll ever want to
38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like?
A nice dinner then a snuggle up in y/n’s bed and a sexy night until we cuddle up all night and wake up in the morning. 
39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average?
About half an hour depending what is being done to me
40. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on?
Stroking, stroking hair and stroking skin just the whole thing in general
41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member?
No! Only ever about y/n
42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?
So many times more times then I like to admit mostly before y/n started fooling around with me
43. When’s the last time you orgasmed in your sleep?
Yesterday… y/n was spooning and she kept wiping her butt on me so… I couldn’t help it
44. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you while hooking up?
I may have… cum on y/n’s stomach the first time she let me touch her boobs. That was embarrassing
45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with?
I wouldn’t mind if she wanted me too but I tent to keep it a little bit of a secret that I still touch myself, even if everytime she’s caught me she lets me have sex with her
46. What’s the dirtiest text you’ve ever sent or received?
Y/n sent me a note while I was working that said if I cleaned her room for her she’d suck my dick… needless to say her room was spotless.
47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?
Uhhhh I guess watching y/n shower is kinda amateur porn.
48. What’s your favourite blowjob technique?
A Lot of tongue and a lot of sucking
49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?
Submissive… she’s better incharge of me
50. Is there anything you won’t do in bed?
Nothing to do with bodily fluids… just ewwwwww!
51. What’s your dirtiest sexual fantasy? 
Being locked up all day and letting y/n do whatever she wants to me for the whole day
 52. How many people have you slept with? 
One. Just my sweet little y/n
 53. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex?
The pond in the woods.
 54. What’s your favourite part of Y/n’s body? 
Her boobs.. And of course her personality, but definitely boobs
 55. Have you ever had anal sex? 
No!! And I don’t want to try! We don’t have lube in the glade! I don’t wanna try it will hurt somebody
 56. If you could choose what Y/n was wearing right now, what would you choose? 
My hoodie and her little panties or those tiny little shorts
 57. Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched? 
My hips I have a weird fascination with being touched and rubbed on my hips
 58. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be? 
Somewhere cosy and privet I don’t care where
 59. When did you first had sex? 
After Y/n had been here a year
 60. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had? 
The first time with y/n its the best ever!
 61. What’s your favourite position? 
Being ridden! I love it so much
 62. Have you ever been caught having sex? 
By Zart yes. Twice to be fair we were in the garden shed
 63. Do you watch porn? 
I watch Y/n
 64. What kind of porn do you watch? 
Y/n. I watch Y/n.
 65. How often do you masturbate? 
Twice a day… unless I get some sex
 66. Name a sex position you’d like to try?
Reverse cowgirl! Pleeeease! I wanna try so hard
 67. Do you prefer to give or receive? 
Give! I will give as much as y/n wants me too but if there if an offer to be receiving I will do anything I’m asked
  68. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yep in the pond in the woods
 69. What’s the most sex you’ve had in a day? 
Twelve on our day off anniversary
 70. Are you loud or quiet during sex? 
Quiet when we are trying to be sneaky but loud when we wanna make the glade here us
 71. Have you ever tried using food during foreplay? 
Never… seems sticky and gross
 72. What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone? 
The personality of course… Boobs help second
 73. Would you say you have any fetishes? 
I like being restrained
 74. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go? 
Tieing up, and maybe a little biting but that's about all
 75. What’s your favourite toy? 
Rope.... I like rope a lot
 76. Do you ever read erotic fiction? 
No… but I’m curious
 77. Have you joined the mile high club? 
No But I want to, we have fooled around in the tallest tree we could find but I want more the world will hear us!
 78. Do you think you could take off Y/n underwear with no hands? 
I have… many times. I normally use my mouth 
 79. Would you say you’re kinky? 
Kinda…
 80. Do you enjoy shower sex? 
Yes! I love shower sex! Or shower watching… anything to do with showers I am onboard!
 81. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated? 
The Garden shed.
 82. Do you like to be spanked? 
Well… Maybe sometimes. 
 83. Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex? 
No! Of course not! Why would I want to
 84. If y/n caught you masturbating, would you stop or would you finish? 
I would stop if she wanted too, but normally if I get caught she takes over or finishes me off in another ways
 85. Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? 
Not really, just on y/n 
 86. Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex? 
I cried the first time I was so embarrassed I came so early and because of how good it felt inside y/n but only asleep after
  87. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex? 
I love Eye contact so much it feels so nice when you have eye contact
 88. Do you like to kiss during sex? 
Kisses always 
 89. Do you get tired after sex? 
So sleepy once I’ve cum but that's perfect for cuddles
 90. How many positions do you think you’ve tried? 
Most of them I guess
 91. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sex? 
Other then before I lost my virginity, But once we did it the first time after that I think it was about three days
 92. How high is your sex drive? 
Very very high!
 93. What’s a surefire way to turn you on? 
Ask
 94. Sex with lights on or lights off? 
Candles on...
 95. Do you like dirty talk? 
Very Very Very much!
 96. Do you prefer one night stands or longer-term sexual partners? 
Long term always
 97. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom? 
Bottom!!
 98.Rough or romantic? 
Romantically rough
 99. Quickie or marathon session? 
Marathon all of the day off!
 100. What’s the best thing about our sex life? 
The amazing love of you my beautiful girl. 
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dogcunt · 7 years
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1-75 answer them all bc I'm curious
wow fuck u uhhWhat tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?the latterYour 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.idk i only really get my dique touchtHave you ever had your prostate stimulated?who hasnt??Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?nope!Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?uhh no?Are handjobs boring, or underrated?really depends on the situation like if ur only gettin a handy and theres nothin else 2 it its mad dumDo you like having your balls touched?yaDo you like having your nipples touched?yaDo you like having your anus touched?ehhhhhhhhh not reallyHave you ever been fisted?hell nopeDo you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?Yes!Do you have any kinks?mmmmhmAre you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?yuhDo you pee in the shower?not all the time but when u gotta go u gotta goDo you ever masturbate in the shower?nopeHave you had sex in the shower?ive tried but its really dum and awkwardDo you like being naked?sometimesDo you sleep partially/fully naked?partiallyHave you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?hell nopeAre you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?hell Yea im comfortable w any1 seein me nakedHave you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?yaDo you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?nah if u care abt that ur a childDo you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? u kno itIf yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?yes & yesHow many sexual partners have you had?1 lolHow often do you masturbate?Every Dam DayWhat position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?on my backDescribe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.step 1: Jack ItWhat do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?ya i usually jack it 2 my nsfw blog or my imagination 😬Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?yea when i was like 13 i jacked it for 6 hours straight and it felt like my dick diedYour thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?"im luv it"What kind of underwear do you normally wear?boxa briefs or panties (a very bad word there needs 2 b a new 1)Do you ever go commando?noHave you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?lol noHow big is your penis?idk??Does your penis curve at all?yaAre you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?yes and yesAre you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?i am Not A FanDo you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?i think theyre attractive tbhDo you like the way your genitals look?yaWould you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?totallyDo you like your butt?fuck nopeWhat do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?trimDo you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?not reallyDo you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?leftDo you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?itd b cool 2 have genital piercings but they wouldnt look good on me and i dont want that Pain but i do really like em on other ppl 👀What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?idrDo you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?edging is wat makes cummin funWhat’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?6 hours ov jackin it and 4 hours fuckinWhat’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?3 Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?really depends but usually crotch-centricSpit or swallow?swallaWhen you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?shoot Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?v hotHave you ever had sex in a public place?yea read my descriptionHave you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?uhhh... yea..Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? once again.. read my descriptionHow about masturbated?i dont really think ive jacked it outside iv my houseHave you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?nahAre you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?when im home alone im kinda vocal but i hate my voice 2 much 2 b vocal during sexHave you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?yea lolHave you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?no but id luv 2 honestlyHave you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?nope!Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?idk i havent had eitherWhat are your favorite positions?they all taste great i cannot decideYour most embarrassing sexual experience?🤷🏻‍♀️Have you ever had any genital injuries?noHave you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?nopeDo you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?idk u cant tell if a place is Truly good if it only has 1 review yknowIf you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.1. jack it2. jack it3. wear good underwear4. wear Very tight pants5. party?What’s something you like about your body?[redacted]What’s something you dislike about your body?mine AssWhat body parts do you find the sexiest?Ass and i guess gut?? idk how 2 describe it but seein ppls midriffs instantly makes me fall in luv w themWhat was your most recent sexual thought?🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?sure?When was the last time you touched your genitals?when i peed a couple ov hours agoDo you often imagine people naked?not really
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