#anyway thank you kath for a wonderful hoh!dean question you're truly doing the most

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

let's be honest. mr dean "magic fingers" winchester who once turned a walkman into an emf meter DOES try to hijack his hearing aids so that they vibrate and give him a little head massage. the question is: does he succeed?

oh absolutely incredible concept here kath i wish i had your brain. i think that dean's priority would actually be to make his hearing aids bluetooth though, because i'm not sure how effective hearing aids would be as head massagers because they don't sit exactly against your head (mine don't, at least, they follow the back of my ears around a little). dean WOULD want to make that a possibility though and he's deranged enough to attempt it. he'd build a slightly chunkier more comfortable 'vibrator box' to sit on top of them that would give him a funky lil massage. that becomes more of like an external device which he makes out of bits he has on hand though rather than him actually fiddling with the physical hearing aids. when it comes to actually tinkering with the hearing aids themselves he would want bluetooth sooooooo bad but not be able to justify the cost of buying them when he could just always try and make them himself, right? and turns out he CAN'T just make them himself because he's not That Good but what he DOES manage to do is put a little radio inside each of them so he always has access to a classic rock station which he can turn on and off.

dean probably takes his hearing aids off the first second he can because he finds them kinda uncomfortable so it won't happen at home or in the car but sometimes when they're hanging out researching a case in a diner sam will look over at dean and see his ears and head vibrating slightly as dean mouths the words to a zeppelin song only he can hear <3

#every day i wake up and wish i have bluetooth hearing aids. i am projecting this onto dean winchester #a head massage would be soooo nice but i think hearing aids are so small now they wouldn't be that effective #he'd get an old chunky pair and make them work satisfyingly though #sam is looking over at him this entire time just going 'dude. you wear them for like 4 hours a day max. chill out' #and dean is like 'NO sammy this is IMPORTANT' #i hc he takes them off a lot bcos i only wear mine when i leave the house or have friends over and dean spends a Lot of time with family #so he'd need to try less with them and they all use more signing as time goes on anyway #anyway thank you kath for a wonderful hoh!dean question you're truly doing the most #hoh!dean winchester #hohnatural #kath tag 🌌 #ola answers