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#anyways all of them are losers (lovingly) and they piss me off sm (i'll blow up jupiter for them)
spamgyu ยท 3 months
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I mean, she did said she was scared of not being married so :/ but the internet has found the guy and he put Sir on his fb profile. He really said delulu is the solulu
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Hoshi is a loser, a lovely loser. So... would you like to rank them in a loser top. Like, who is THE LOSER (Cheol or Wonwoo) and who is the least loser?
LFMWMF NOT THE SIR IN THE FB NAME damn ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซฅ ...
STFU SEVENTEEN LOSER RANKING ALR ALR ALR (doing from most to least)
Wonwoo โ€” there's literally a whole twitter thread with 2k+ reposts to support my claim, all his weverse post during their pledis mandated break
Seungcheol โ€” head bitchless man in charge. my bitchless accusations against him held up in court.
Hoshi โ€” ipad kid, two finger zoom in, using millenial ass slang, just discovered boomerang feature on ig in 2023
Jeonghan โ€” swallowed his toothpaste. "hehe carats hehe i just ran into my bed hehehe im bleeding hehe". pimple patch.
Dino โ€” purely for his lack of social media awareness. how is it that his older brothers gotta teach him how to use instagram. the way he was complaining about having too many to use during nana tour. loser ass boomer omfg
Mingyu โ€” that one video from the Louis Vuitton show, behind the scenes of him taking bf pics, him and aji, dagger game noises
Woozi โ€” "carats the house in italy was so nice" /posts a vid of him working out/, straight up eating unseasoned meat in the soop "for the gainzzz", no social life, one sip of wine changed him
Vernon โ€” Nana tour mafia, the gc literally ignores him, phonecase saga, following Mingyu around in the kitchen, will fight in the trenches for his favorite movie ok letterboxd top user
Dokyeom โ€” kazoo up his nose, dodgeball, dropping that thot ass pajama photo shoot in his hotel, screaming in hotel gym, salute
Jun โ€” rock paper scissor pose, lets short king Seungkwan bully him baby get up omfg, "normal" one ... but mafia triggers like okay baby if u say so, never beating babygirl allegations
Seungkwan โ€” stressed over missing his emotional support soccer ball... twice (italy and la), knows jellyfish is harmless /crying throwing up screaming drowning/, head theater kid of svt
Minghao โ€” him crying throwing up during lockdown on all social media platforms, scorpio, only child allegations, hoshi and mingyu's babygirl
Joshua โ€” only child rage like baby not everything is a personal attack calm down pls, every gose his eyes are just "???", from LA
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