#as a facepainter's child my life has trained me to be either a clown or a haunted house worker

[zombiesun]

my greatest contraction as a person is that I could be a haunted house worker but I could never attend a haunted house 

#vb #my whole life feels like a haunted house I crave the idea of knowing the layout of a scary house and performing in it #I said I finished my bucketlist but being a haunted house employee and a zombie extra are still on it #I don't ever want to star in a movie or anything because I like being myself too much for acting but like #to be a scary me for fun is just the most delightful idea #as a facepainter's child my life has trained me to be either a clown or a haunted house worker