#boy.king!seb.

[skitskatdacat63]

Re: prev rb("oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?")

^ i implied it already in my tags, but god, this is literally Fernando @ Mark and Seb in the boy king au 😭 He's literally constantly ragging on them. It makes it even worse than Mark's role is literally called "Groom of the Bedchamber." It's like "oh he's your groom? Of the bedchamber? Better get to your martial duties, right? What else does he do to you in your bed?" And once Seb is emperor, Mark is definitely called his right hand man by outsiders, just fueling the fire for Nando.

#im sure you guys got the implication #but i just wanted to explain hahaha #mark and fernando's dynamic in the au is so funny to me #like under any other circumstances they would get along so well #but they're accidentally pitted against each other so they just get at each other over literally everything #fernando: you're just seb's DOG his guard dog his attack dog #mark: youre just his little kept wife!!! #seb: ladies ladies there's enough of me to go around 😏 [*they throw him onto the bed*] #also seb is like 'well if mark is my right hand man. its only fair if youre my left hand man nando 🤭 im not opposed to having both hands' #what if we were two dogs pitted against each other by our master #catie.rambling.txt #boy.king!seb

[skitskatdacat63]

Boy King au has really been on my mind lately. Would anyone joke about how Nando is using heels to be slightly taller? Does Seb use ihs slight height advantage to dangle Nando's footwear just out of reach?

Hehehe I'm so glad it's been on your mind!!! Always happy to infect others w my brainrot...But hmmm probably not??

One. He can make the excuse that he only wears the heels because they're in style and Seb doesn't wear them because he is UNFASHIONABLE!!! So he's not trying to be taller 🙄🙄 he's just with the times

2. I feel like the height insecurity is something that he's pretty unaware of, like it's more of an unconscious thing to refer to him as little. And he thinks of it more in the metaphorical way I mentioned, rather than an actual physical thing. If that makes sense?? Lmk!!

But I do think Seb teases him about it. Seb doesn't care about being short, and he doesn't care about being fashionable. Seb is Seb. So I think he'd make fun of Nando's shoe collection, like damn, do you really need to be this intense about footwear? I don't think he's tall enough to withhold them from Nando though LOL(their height difference is noticeable but more just because you're used to both of them being the short one, so it's weird that one of them is genuinely shorter than the other.) But I think it's really pot calling the kettle black 😭😭 because he is always making a big deal with wearing robes and a crown all the time, so he really can't speak on this...

#seb is the type to wish he could just run around in his stockings all the time #so i think the height thing is also not noticeable to him #he would more make fun of him for peacocking than anything i think #and also he absolutely preens at and adores being called little bcs: #1. he genuinely likes being babied and taken care of #2. he likes when people underestimate him so he can be a wolf in sheep's clothing #he doesmt mind nando diminishing him like that bcs HE doesnt see it badly #and also it gives him the chance in the future to have some moment where nando realizes his assumptions arent accurate #though funny moment to consider: #him trying on nando's heels to make fun of him #and as we all know...nando likes taller people...🤭🤭😵‍💫 #catie.asks #boy.king!seb