#btw this isn’t me saying them doing problematic shit is irrelevant!!

[lunuanaki]

Hit us with that salt shaker. :| ☀, ☣, ❀

☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?

The absolute biggest is hardcore purple prose. It’s heinous. At best it comes off like autogenerated bot text, at worst, snotty and elitist (because a lot of these people are stuck up and like to spam the word “literate” as if there’s an illiterate RP blog on this website; what they mean is, “I’m on par with the Classics, prole” and they’re invariably wrong). What good writing isn’t is shitting out 200 words broken up with bizarre messletters fonts, lists of synonyms for eyes and parenthetical references to greek myths or other completely irrelevant poetic devices, when all your muse just fucking did was blink. 

Rule One: Omit Needless Words. Not fucking “Add More of Them”. 

This isn’t any kind of vague btw. I straight up don’t associate with people I can’t comprehend. 

☣ Have you ever rp’d with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

Yes, it was @misplacedheroics, and she continues to abuse me to this day. One time she forced me to snort juice out my nose.For real though, two sides of this; that was one time I “knew” someone was abusive based on info fed to me by someone else that turned out to be incorrect. On the flip side, I’ve second guessed myself and extended chances to people I already had a bad feeling about and it turned out to be a small brain decision. I don’t fuck with actually abusive people, so the consequences are never huge, but one of my muses did get shoved into two different unwanted, pretty terrible ships because I was Too Concerned That I Might Be Being Mean to say no. One of them got ugly/messy because I wrote more of a different ship (one I was in on purpose, not through coercion). :/Thankfully both those blogs got abandoned not long after hehe uwu

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

:))))))))) I don’t actually go full ham often :))))) but :)))))))))))))))))))

Once upon a time :)))) someone actually thought :)))))) they could word for word, copy and paste, steal two thirds of summoners-path’s about page and a bunch of their posts :))))) only tweak it to be blonde and exclusively gay :)))) slap a new name on it and call it an OC :))))) so they could ugly ship it with a disgustingly ooc canon muse their irl partner had been making a mess of for a week or so :))))))) then start throwing shit at the walls, making up accusations of art theft they’d been proven to have committed themselves and :))) and they actually thought they’d get away with it :))))

I can say all this without much concern for it being a vague because they aren’t here anymore. All I did was politely ask where they got their inspiration, crossing all my fingers that they’d give me some story that would somehow explain away the copied and pasted content before I shredded them like cheese. What they actually did was flip the motherfuck out, start screaming about how they hadn’t stolen anything and all summoners-path’s friends were lying art thieving pricks despite having no art on our themes to speak of, then deleted the blog and moved to a different fandom, where I hear them and their irl partner are writing actual pedophilia while soapboxing about how art theft is problematic and making callout posts about people who do it, so. Nothing of value was lost.

#luck-crowned #that last one got long but it still activates my almonds now #charlie what if they come back and see you talking about them #i wish a bitch would tbh #i never got my chance to tear them a new one #i dont say much when im the one getting dragged bc i have this weird thing where #i dont want to take up space anywhere so i feel almost like i cant talk? #but if its a friend #put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye #ooc;;