#chants' to microdose him with the best tkachuk. it's the only way.

[stromer]

something so hilarious and beautiful knowing we live in a world where petey chooses the tkachuk brothers over the hugheses because they're super strong and have rockin' bods

#he said “physique” if we're going to be technical. but my POINT still stands obviously. #hacking into petey's new earbuds that don't actually go into his ears because he's so rich and playing mr brightside and 'brady's better #chants' to microdose him with the best tkachuk. it's the only way. #petey is such a compelling little swede and there's lots to unpack in that abnormally large head of his.. #but all that really matters in this exact moment in time is this knowledge. hate that a fucking loser like j**** p****** had to be involved #in this magical new phenomenon