#dan vs. lilac's weird fantasies abt him

[lilac-the-raccoon]

It's a drawing my fave having stomach issues kinda day

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

I think it's important to make Chris just as much of a freak as I make Dan.

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

Imagining a scenario in which Dan goes out in public with a remote control vibe in. He decides itd be a great idea to trust Chris with the remote but ends up regretting it. Every time he starts getting too rowdy the vibrations get cranked up and when he looks over at Chris hes just standing there all innocent like 😇? By the end of the day Dan is so worked up that they dont even get home they just fuck in the back of Chris' car.

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

I need to impregnate him.

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

WHY AM I SO HORNY ABOUT THIS MAN

I NEED HIM DEAD LIKE RIGHT NOW

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

do you think Dan ever like intentionally presses Chris' buttons like do you think he tries to see how far he can take it before Chris actually gets mad bc he thinks it's hot. Do you think sometimes Dan fucks with Chris as like some kind of sexual power play to see if he'll take it or if he'll push back

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

Suddenly have the urge to write Dan vs cannibalism fic. Aside from the dusty ass preg fic wip, theres nothing stopping me.

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

were doin this. were makin this happen

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

If theres one thing about me it's that I'm going to come up with more story and world building than is neccessary for my smut.

+ isolated eggpreg doodles

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

FUCK ME now I'm thinking about Dan fucking his stupid robo-clone hwat tge hell.

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

RAAAARRGAGGSHGH *BLOWS UP*

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

Yeah I'm normal. *thinks abt Dan masturbating while watching a gory horror movie*

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

I was thinking about Danpreg in the later stages, when hes all round and ready to burst at any moment and he cant do much of anything, getting bored and frustrated and insatiably horny. Chris is exhausted, cant really keep up with it and finally decides that the best course of action is to just give him a plug and a vibe to have in at all times. Maybe even put a gag or some kitty gear on him to make him behave himself ^-^

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

At the risk of being recognized for my style and headcanons I've decided to post these Dans I did today that are most certainly not going on my main.

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

ehehe... what if... dan pregnant with twins 😈

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[lilac-the-raccoon]

*goes up to Dan Vs nsfw artist* now draw him giving birth

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