#even astarion being called 'boy' i let slide because yeah that's my boy

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Controversial statement: I do not get the thirst for Gortash. Just like ... visually. He's a cool enough villain to thirst over in theory, and his style is absolutely enviable (zing), but like ... He's just not doing it for me. Even after I heard the drider's nasty and creepy voice and saw his face up close I thought he was kinda fuckable. But Gortash?

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #he just kinda looks like ... he's an old guy trying to pull off an emo look to fit in with the kids ya know? #also why does he keep getting described as a 'young man' when he's ... not #someone uploaded a yassified gortash to nexus and ngl i am tempted #just to not get that cognitive dissonance of 'young man' and it's just a geezer on screen #even astarion being called 'boy' i let slide because yeah that's my boy #but gortash is not a 'young man' by any stretch of the imagination