#god he's such a loser he's a chewtoy he's pathetic but he's also incredibly sexy. i feel insane

[moxley]

i made a joke post about raphael being unconcerned, unbothered, moisturised, staying in his lane, etc when haarlep fucks someone else even though he can feel every second of it

except i am thinking about it so much actually 😳

because when you're given raphael's boudoir invite, you're told it's where he conducts business and pleasure. you're explictly told to share yourself with haarlep

if you give yourself over to haarlep entirely, they say that you're going to be a loving doll for them and their master, that you're going to pleasure all the beasts in the hells

why would he be concerned about haarlep fucking anyone in his house when it is always a good outcome for him. he's creaming his pants in some devil meeting(tm) on a different plane and maybe he gets a brand new toy

good lord the man may not get fucked by anyone except haarlep but he's into an endless list of gloriously fucked up shit

#raphael bg3 #haarlep #baldur's gate 3 #😳 no sir i'm not thinking about being spitroasted at haarlep and raphaels whims for eternity #god he's such a loser he's a chewtoy he's pathetic but he's also incredibly sexy. i feel insane #also thinkin a bunch about the archivist saying 'you do know how raphael likes to play' no but i want to find out #Team Raphael Likes To Watch! #AND thinking about how haarlep says you don't have to run away if you win if you tell them you want to fuck raphael #i dunno if that's the stock response bc i haven't tried the others and i've already re-loaded my HoH saves four times today #now that's what i call meta