#had to get this out somewhere bc I'm internally screaming I can't fkn cope

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#me: sits up talking with this girl until 6am a couple times a week for weeks and on one notable occasion chats to her for 11 straight hours #me: calls this girl adorable to her face (over video chat bc pandemic) and after calling her cats cute says don't worry you're just as cute #me: when this girl jokes that she's jealous of my dnd romance plot and says she should make a character to hit on my character #I say: that's cute as fuck dude you gotta do it #this girl: has a crisis because I called her dude and she thinks that means I'm giving her a hint that I'm not into her #me: is a dick and responds to that revelation with that's cute as fuck dude #the global pandemic: is happening and is preventing us from hanging out in person and is literally so homophobic for that #I'm so gone on this girl dude 😭 #can't stop cracking up about this crazy cool confident af girl having a crisis cos I called her dude in the middle of telling her she's cut #also apparently I said something like oh I can't believe we weren't friends sooner and she had a pure crisis #but I literally met her in the pouring rain and freezing cold to go for a walk that was just us sheltering under a canopy for hours chattin #and she's like aw maybe she's like that with all her pals 😂😂 #CUTE AS F*CK MAN #WTF #had to get this out somewhere bc I'm internally screaming I can't fkn cope #god also she changed my name on whatsapp to ma dude which is so dumb and also so cute I'm dying