#he stared at macs crotch n then was like 'i need smth in my mouth RIGHT now' n thats the funniest shit ever

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its so funny to me that dennis calls mac out for ''objectifying'' him in Times Up when he literally spent 5 mins in Escapes that very same season forcing Mac to stand up just so dennis could stare at his dick the whole time lmaoooo

#its a good bit tbh #he stared at macs crotch n then was like 'i need smth in my mouth RIGHT now' n thats the funniest shit ever #hes so obvious its like. ... BADDD #ALSO CHARLIES LINE 'WHAT? AS A TOP COW ARE U JUST GONNA NOT EAT??' litrlly... charlie has the Most scathing dialogue #i love itttt #dennis 'top cow' reynolds cant even pursue the guy he Actually wants to fuck cuz hes too scared of his daddy disapproving #like bro how much of an ''alpha male''' could u Possibly be #the holding out could be admirable if it was Actual self-control/building a 'slow burn' n not just fear of rejection #dennis hates the catholics cuz he sees his own raging victim complex/hypocrisy in the faith LMAOO