#he's already obsessed with them and frankly it's hard to believe a 14 yo has better upper arm strength than an adult man

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Honestly my two biggest questions going into the Lockwood tv show adaptation will be

Did they find a way to preserve the humor of the narration in a visual format

Have they Made Up A Guy to give Lucy an alive straight love triangle

#re: the second imo the most elegant option would be aging down that swordsman who hangs out with marissa #idk what his deal was anyway or why he still had the sight #he's already obsessed with them and frankly it's hard to believe a 14 yo has better upper arm strength than an adult man #now a lot of that can be explained if he's being aged to death by the gate #wonder how old the orpheus society members *really* are... #anyway to be clear i don't want this to happen #I just suspect it will in some form and am preemptively making up a guy to get mad at #my mom asked me nervously 'these books don't have romance do they' #and I went well it's mg so it basically maxes out at some implied crushes #I do however have dark suspicions about the tv show #'may your work be turned into a netflix show' <- ancient curse probably #lockwood and co