#he's typing up the autopsy report and it's like mark heathcliff writes in his journal - with his amazing handwriting. wonderful work kid

[localvoidcat]

oh my lord horrendous thought. what if dave IS mark. what if mark can drop his pitch like that naturally what if no one fucking knows what if he has to work on his own fucking death case file. it would never happen but could you IMAGINE

what if i told you i made an au for that. a few months ago 😭

#THATS THE FUNNIEST THEORY HONESTLY #thatcher's like so let me get this straight. your id was written in crayon and you dont have a birth certificate #but you think you're suitable to work with the mcpd? #and NOT MARK dave just goes yep. mhm :] #''oh shit oh fuck i faked my death to escape the alternates but now i have to keep it up.'' #''what am i going to do?? oh i know. i'll dress like a dad and sell marketable plushies. yes. i am so smart'' #he's typing up the autopsy report and it's like mark heathcliff writes in his journal - with his amazing handwriting. wonderful work kid #thatcher's like i feel bad for the kid and not mark dave goes haha. yep. poor bastard. would hate to be him. #''who was the corpse they found'' dollar tree skeleton #i dont think i ever gave this au a tag but its so funny #dave is mark au #<- there we go.