#i didn't almost cry dear reader. i DID fucking cry in a church because my mom wrote hers about how i needed to be a better person

[reginaofdoctorwho]

i am the only bitch ever to consider rejecting someone because their mom is too nice. only unique experience (please prove me wrong with advice)

#HIS MOM SOUNDS SO FUCKING NICE #but we were talking about confirmation and the letters our churches made our parents write to us #and he was like ''oh it was so sweet! my mom wrote mine and it was about how they'd both always support me #and were so proud of me and it was so nice! i almost cried :) it was so sweet'' #and i was like. i ALSO almost cried #i didn't almost cry dear reader. i DID fucking cry in a church because my mom wrote hers about how i needed to be a better person #and pray for forgiveness for cutting myself and getting groomed and shit #and like wow! that is pretty indicative of how my mom just fucking is! i didn't get a fucking bedroom door till college #and like she's still pulling the fucking ''*goes on five minute rant at me* *pauses for three seconds* OH SO YOU AREN'T EVEN #GOING TO APOLOGIZE? YOU'RE SO RUDE!'' over like. me saying 'i should probably do an internship for nursing'