#i have nothing against queer sam meta mind you! i just don't personally see sam as queer i do not perceive.

[scoobydoodean]

Sam's gender neutral language anon: I don't think it would be a good idea to rely on my memory to definitively say anything about this because you'd have to believe that I did not at any point miss any examples—and this is not something I've been looking out for. But I have become aware an extremely funny pattern, and my awareness of it started when one of my gifs was used in a queer Sam meta:

This gif was used as an example of Sam using gender neutral language to describe... his own romantic partners? But he's... talking about Dean's romantic partner?

Further research through the gender neutral pronoun Sam lore reveals that other notable examples are... the same (at least the ones I found). Sam is always (or is most likely) talking about Dean's partners or preferences????

9.13

"You're [Dean] not the only one who's dated someone bendy" (9.13)

14.16

DEAN: What you looking at? Porn? Sex tapes? Nip slips? SAM: The Internet is more than just naked people. You do know that, right? (14.16)

11.04

SAM: Really? You don't . . . Ever want something more? DEAN: I'm sorry, have you met us? We're batting a whopping zero in domestic life, man. Goose eggs. SAM: You don't ever think about something? Not marriage or whatever. But . . . Something? You know, with a hunter? Somebody who understands the life?

You win some you lose some. Major wins for #Sam Knows :/

#i have nothing against queer sam meta mind you! i just don't personally see sam as queer i do not perceive. #mail #swayze always gets a pass