#i wanna see charlie making eyes at vaggie's new wings and being like 'ohhh those are gonna be fun to experiment with'

[dragon-cookies]

Slightly related to my last point but not related enough to tack onto the same post

Why have we seen everything between aggressive "flirting" and on-screen sex between male characters yet Charlie and Vaggie haven't even kissed

#i say 'flirting' in quotes bc apparently that's synonymous with 'one character sexually harasses the other' #but my point still stands #also kind of a rhetorical question bc we already know viv fetishes queer men and couldn't seem to care less about sapphic ships #i don't need to see anything on-par with how she writes her queer male characters but cmon give us sapphics -something- #i want to see charlie and vaggie hastily getting out of bed and wearing each other's clothes by accident #I want to see them popping out of a supply closet and desperately trying to play it cool #i wanna see charlie making eyes at vaggie's new wings and being like 'ohhh those are gonna be fun to experiment with' #help me out here #hazbin hotel critical #dc talks