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#if anyone is gonna tell me aventurine is bad with his gambling
pix3lplays · 3 months
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the aventurine thoughts are being had right now i’m going insane.
pathetic man he’s so silly and pathetic i will punch him
like. he’s so unaware and very very confident in himself.
imagine at the start of him and you dating, he gets then extravagant gifts that are definitely NOT suited to your taste. you simply smile and try to decline, but he takes it as ‘oh wow, can’t accept this, too expensive’ rather than a ‘aeons this is so ugly but i’m trying to be nice about it.’
so he keeps gifting you the gifts. at a point you’re just confused and a too lazy to actually properly decline (plus he keeps insisting and insisting and you have no room for refusal) so you just sell the gifts at the end of the day, behind his back.
maybe a little further down the line, he finds out about the gift selling. okay in fairness, you have been giving him nice gifts using the credits you get (you know… actually nice gifts that are suited to his taste) but he’s still pretty offended.
maybe he finds a records of you selling these gifts (like… receipts? idk man) and maybe he goes to confront you but he bumps into a friend of yours who notices what he has in his hands.
“oh? they clearly really hate your gifts, you know. they’ve been complaining to me about it, lamenting the fact that they can’t get anything suited to their tastes…”
“well, why didn’t they refuse?” (he still can’t fathom he idea of you not liking the gifts? when you clearly accepted them?)
“um. they tried.”
so at this point aventurine accepts defeat and pesters the friend into getting your tastes in clothing, jewellery, all your interests and the like. so you’re really surprised when you notice a shift in the gift giving — suddenly you get that really nice top you wanted, or a pair of sunglasses that have been on your wishlist for a while. suddenly you get books and tools for the things you’re interested in. you’re extremely confused.
aventurine lies. “oh, i knew this all along! i was just testing the waters, of course. a gambler simply enjoys seeing if his gambles (of gift giving) pay off or not.” for like 3 weeks he’s been giving you terrible gifts and he still can’t acknowledge he had no idea what you liked. pathetic man <3
yeah hs’s so pathetic i love him
Alright wow that’s hilarious thank you for this-
Notes: super silly, goofy Aventurine, just going off a silly headcanon that Aventurine has bad taste
I LOVE Aventurine and yeah his sense of style is GREAT but something about him tells me he also has really Bad taste sometimes too-
Kinda obsessed with Aventurine thinking ah yes: things I like=stuff you like.
No…no, Aventurine.
I’m sorry if you like this kinda stuff but I’m picturing he’s a big fan of like…OBNOXIOUS animal print. Not just regular animal print, I’m talking super obnoxious. I’m not crazy right you know what I’m talking about?? (No animals were harmed it’s just a pattern lol.)
He seems like the type who thinks that matching couples outfits are GREAT. Which, sure yeah, but…not when Aventurine’s subjecting you to his bad taste haha.
Matching sunglasses? Ok yeah that’s cute you can do that.
No no Aventurine likes to bust out the glittery clothes that you can’t even look directly at lest you damage your eyes-
You’re like no I’m sorry I cannot wear that-
And he doesn’t understand, haha…Well okay he’s gonna wear it anyways.
Aventurine’s great because sometimes you look at him and say “why are you dressed like that?” and he’s being DEAD SERIOUS when he says “like what?”
But he’s also your boyfriend. He can dress however he wants and if anyone gives him a hard time they’ll have to answer to you-
Also I was very vague when I mentioned this ask to @fire-lizard-ro and they had some fun thoughts hehe. So thank you, Roro!!
So yes your friend could give him a hint, but they had another idea I thought was also interesting.
Aventurine getting frustrated that you’re not very receptive to his expensive gifts so finally he just gives up and gets you a bouquet of flowers and…
It’s the first time he’s ever seen you genuinely excited about a gift he’s gotten you.
Then you start explaining what the flowers mean and why the gift means so much to you and then it HITS him.
O H. The gift has to MEAN something. Okay, okay he can do that. He got LUCKY with the flowers but at least he KNOWS now.
Although he’s not great at it at first. How can he make a gift “mean” something??
He discovers he has to be more attentive to you to figure out what you like. It’s a little strange at first, Aventurine taking such an interest in you all of a sudden. Asking you about yourself, not so subtly trying to figure out what you like…it’s odd but you must admit that his gift-giving skills have gotten MUCH better.
He still has this problem with getting you the most expensive gifts he can possibly get but…at least you’re actually keeping his gifts now. And he does feel Very proud when you’re wearing those new sunglasses he bought you or maybe displaying stuff in your home that he’s given you.
Unfortunately you’ll never talk him out of spending too much money on you.
Now I’m having a vision of him taking you to a fancy restaurant and he hits you with, “one of everything for you, dear?” and you’re obviously like, “No??” and then he confidently orders you one of everything anyways.
“Aventurine we look ridiculous with ALL that food coming to our table…”
But the more I think about it…yeah, Aventurine likes looking and feeling rich. He likes spoiling you too. You don’t know how to explain that the whole “money can buy love” doesn’t work on you.
Ah well. It’s how he shows he loves you, so you can’t say too much about it.
Maybe he’ll eventually figure it out but somehow I doubt it haha. But at least his gifts have gotten SO much better!
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