#if you haven't seen it i am not joking with that last she literally sails off into the sunset with the dragon

[hollow-dweller]

I love this. What's your favorite bad netflix movie?

"favourite" really and truly is not the right word but specifically this was about the movie Damsel with Millie Bobby Brown.

because like, the thing about that movie is that it would be easy to dismiss if it were just bad across the board. but there are parts of it that are inexplicably and frustratingly GOOD, both conceptually and in execution, and then the rest of it is just. so bad. SO bad.

Elodie putting together her escape route based on the efforts of past sacrifices, existing in a continuity of women who have pooled their resources and knowledge across TIME and LITERAL DEATH to help the women who come after them???? that concept ALONE is worth the price of fucking admission.

but then you also have the movie inexplicably giving Elodie a bisexual bob and a leather bustier to show that she's empowered or whatever. literally why. i am hunting the writer and director for sport. WHY.

at least she got a dragon girlfriend out of it

#if you haven't seen it i am not joking with that last she literally sails off into the sunset with the dragon #but please do not let that fact fool you into watching it because it's not worth it #but it COULD BE #netflix let me script doctor your shitty movies #damsel #damsel netflix