#just imagine Fushimi's internal monologue

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Yata got in a fight with someone and now that guy wants revenge. He plans to make Yata suffer and so has to find out Yata's weakness. He was able to kidnap one of Yata's part-time job co-worker and also Fushimi who was also there and got distracted trying to save the other guy. The co-worker just wants to leave and tries to provide what little info he has of Yata. Fushimi is struggling not to say anything cause he knows the other co-worker is wrong about the things he's saying about Misaki.

Imagine Yata’s coworker keeps giving up all this information while Fushimi is quietly sitting there with a running monologue in his head: “Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. I can’t believe this idiot doesn’t even know Misaki’s height to the nearest centimeter. Wrong.” Imagine this post-ROK and some random Strain is trying to get revenge on Homra for defeating their gang. Yata was the point person for that particular mission and so the guy has focused all their attention on him, but at the same time the Strain isn’t that strong and wouldn’t be able to defeat someone like Yata on his own. The guy gets the idea to try and “find out Yata Misaki’s weakness,” like if he gathers enough information surely he can get his revenge. 

He decides to kidnap one of Yata’s coworkers, figuring he can get a lot of information that way. He waits until Yata’s gone on lunch and then attacks the place. As it happens Fushimi was supposed to meet Yata for lunch but got delayed by a S4 incident and he was coming to look for Yata at the store, so he’s present when this attack happens. Fushimi also happens to be off for the rest of the day, so he’s in casual clothes. Of course normally Fushimi could take the Strain down easily but say Yata’s coworker sees him and thinks like oh no that skinny nerd is in danger I need to get him out of the store, getting in Fushimi’s way when Fushimi tries to draw a knife. As a consequence the Strain is able to capture them both, taking Fushimi more as a ‘can’t leave any witnesses behind’ bonus.

Fushimi and Yata’s coworker are taken to some warehouse and imagine the poor innocent coworker is freaking out because why did he get kidnapped by some guy asking about Yata Misaki, is Yata really in the yakuza or something. The Strain basically ignores Fushimi, who is busily pulling a knife from his sleeve and quietly cutting through the ropes tying him to a chair. The Strain starts questioning the coworker, like I need to know all about Yata Misaki. First the Strain decides to try and focus on any relationship Yata might have, like maybe he has a girlfriend that can be exploited. The coworker says Yata’s always stuttering and running away whenever a woman walks in so he’s probably got a girlfriend he’s really devoted to, Fushimi rolls his eyes and thinks ‘no that’s just because he’s a huge virgin.’

The Strain keeps asking, like okay does he go out on a lot of dates. The coworker says Yata leaves early sometimes and says he’s going to a bar so maybe Yata’s into bar hopping (Fushimi thinks ‘that’s just when he’s going to Homra or meeting me’). When asked if Yata has any family the coworker says he’s seen Yata with a little girl with white hair, maybe she’s his illegitimate child (Fushimi almost breaks his cover laughing, thinking the Strain has a death wish if he decides to go after Anna). Also the guy once saw Yata talking to a blonde with huge boobs but he looked too freaked out by her to be dating her, maybe an older sister (Fushimi quietly clicks his tongue, Awashima must have been looking for him). The guy says he doesn’t think Yata has many friends, since he’s so loud and kinda annoying (Fushimi’s fingers twitch on the knife, his brain moving a mile a minute as he’s like Misaki has so many friends he’s uselessly friendly it’s so ridiculous, he only needs me but he smiles at everyone so everyone likes him, how stupid are you not to notice how many friends he has). 

This is about the time Fushimi cuts through his bonds and throws a few knives at the Strain just as Yata suddenly breaks into the room all worried because how dare this guy kidnap Saruhiko and also his coworker. As it turns out Fushimi also alerted S4 after being captured and they tracked his PDA, Awashima let Yata know so he insisted on going in first to help Saruhiko and that other guy too. The Strain sees Yata mostly ignoring his coworker in order to check on Fushimi and wonders where his plan all went wrong, like wait did I just kidnap some stranger and that skinny guy was Yata’s actual coworker, is that it.

#sarumi #Talking K #just imagine Fushimi's internal monologue #like 'wrong. wrong. wrong.' #he knows everything about Misaki and this coworker knows nothing #Fushimi is disgusted by the lack of Misaki knowledge

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Mikoto suddenly seeing Scepter 4 Fushimi with lots of animals in the park? The animals felt his fear... what will they do? Ridia-sama~

I’m just imagining Fushimi sitting on a park bench like ‘….’ as he is surrounded by random cats, dogs that escaped from their owners, birds, squirrels, maybe some deer, just the entire Disney princess set up when Mikoto walks by. Imagine this happens like every time he goes to the park by himself (which isn’t often because the park is outside and nature is involved and it would mean leaving his room and waling outside into the nature), Fushimi just ends up randomly swarmed by nearby animals and nothing he can do will make them go away. He finds it super annoying and he always ends up like shooing birds out of his hair and having to check his coat afterward to make sure no squirrels or baby rabbits are hiding in it before he leaves.

So the one day Fushimi’s out on a mission and afterward he’s a bit tired and he doesn’t feel like walking back to Scepter 4 right away so he just throws himself down on a bench to rest. He’s been sitting there all of a few minutes when a deer starts chewing on his lapels and he has to shoo it away, muttering to himself and sneezing as a couple cats start purring by his feet. He’s trying to get the animals to leave him alone when he hears a voice saying 'Animals.’ Fushimi looks up and there’s Anna standing facing him with Mikoto by her side, Anna holding Mikoto’s hand and watching the animals with wide-eyed interest. Fushimi clicks his tongue and looks away as a rabbit hops into his lap. Anna lets go of Mikoto’s hand to go crouch by one of the cats, petting it as Mikoto walks over and probably just throws himself down on the bench without a word, as if Fushimi’s just some stranger sitting there (and the whole time Fushimi has this irritated internal monologue going, like 'why are you even here are you just going to sleep right on the bench have some thought for the people around you and besides should you be letting Anna touch wild animals’). Fushimi gives another little tongue click and Mikoto glances at him, Fushimi feels that sudden tightness in his chest and the old difficulty to breathe which reminds him why he left Homra in the first place and suddenly he reaches up a hand to start scratching at his scar.

Without any warning all the animals start moving, like they all backed away from Mikoto a bit but now they’re like forming a protective ring around Fushimi, a couple rabbits jump onto the bench between Fushimi and Mikoto, the deer start pushing their way against their legs, the cats are hissing, its like someone just attacked the smallest member of an elephant herd. Mikoto raises an eyebrow all 'hmm?’ and then Anna gets up and tugs on his hand, saying they should go. Mikoto shrugs and stands as Anna looks over at Fushimi and smiles all 'There’s someone they want to protect.’ Mikoto grins a bit like 'that so’ and he gives a half wave as he lets Anna lead him away, with Anna saying goodbye to Fushimi before they disappear into the park. The animals all instantly relax and Fushimi is still sitting there dumbfounded trying to figure out what the hell that was, a squirrel starts nesting in his coat and it doesn’t even occur to him that he’s forgotten all about the way his chest was itching.

#Fushimi Saruhiko #Talking K #actual disney princess fushimi saruhiko #all the animals of the world love him #and he hates them XD #poor Saru just let yourself be loved #Mikoto totally chill about all the wildlife surrounding Fushimi like he just wants a nap he doesn't care