#just imagine him muttering 'mendokusai...' right before going to bankai. he has the range!!

[recurring-polynya]

today my husband and i were talking about the rich tapestry of captain-lieutenant relationships in Bleach, and out of our rambles my husband suddenly came out with "I can see Akon becoming a captain before I could see Nemu" and my brain is now overcome with the idea of Akon-taichou. His tired captain energy would so immaculate. He would never agree to do anything and then he would do it anyway. He would explain stuff in so much extraneous detail that people would start talking over him but he would keep talking. He would get shat on even more than Hitsugaya. I want this. I want this more than I have every wanted anything.

#bleach akon #don't get me wrong i am overjoyed they made him a lieutenant #because lieutenants are my favorite #i just think he would hate being a captain so much and that is the only kind of person who should ever become captain #just imagine him muttering 'mendokusai...' right before going to bankai. he has the range!! #(his bankai would be some sort of orbital bombardment like Beast had in X-Men: Legends) #normal bleach fans: renji should have become captain at the end of bleach #me: hold my beer #another actual excerpt from this conversation: me: akon is just so relatable yknow? mr p: he's w h a t