#kyle uses words like soyboy and it grinds john's organic hand-roasted beans

[kiseiakhun]

So I have been thinking hard about this, and I think I have to revise my opinion. John and Kyle cannot exist in a monogamous relationship. They would kill each other. John and Kyle are both hipsters but John is a hipster in the sense that he only listens to music that was produced in the basement of the drummer's house because the drummer is the only one who has a basement and he silently judges anyone who listens to mainstream nonsense, and Kyle is a hipster in the sense that he wants to be a trendy European lifestyle blogger and he bought a fancy guitar that he never learned how to play. And the only thing worse than someone looking down on your subculture is someone doing your subculture WRONG. Hal and Guy both being tragically unhip is the glue that holds them together.

#kyle doesn't even admit he's a hipster #he thinks he's punk #90's kyle was punk but green lantern side character post-geoff-johnification kyle is absolutely a hipster soyboy #kyle uses words like soyboy and it grinds john's organic hand-roasted beans #the most tragic thing about kyle is that he's in space so much he probably doesn't even know trendy European lifestyle blogger #is a viable career path #he could be a trendy space blogger #but he doesn't know what a tiktok is 😔 #johnkyle #john stewart #kyle rayner