#lex is at work (committing illegal acts) he'll be back at about 5

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Thinking about (regular) Lex and Sasha being married, because I'm nothing if not a simp, but like Sasha would NOT be okay with any of the shit this man does. However instead of them breaking up over it I think there's really a lot of comedic potential in them just keeping work and home life separate. Supervillainy is his day job but then he clocks out and goes home to be a husband and they just both agree not to talk about it. Somehow this arrangement works for them. They manage to have a healthy relationship while the rest of the world just sort of watches in moderate concern.

He brings home little baby Conner one day and it's just this

S: this is so unethical I don't even know where to begin

L: well I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll take him back to the lab

S: no. I already named him.

#two talks #sasha schäfer #two's ocs #sasha calling up ma kent like 'hey it's been a few years' #'i was wondering if you could tell me more about what raising clark was like for no particular reason at all' #meanwhile in the background conner is sitting on the chandelier making microwave popcorn with his heat vision #lex is at work (committing illegal acts) he'll be back at about 5 #conner gets raised as a normal son because before lex had the chance to do anything else #sasha found out and was like 'is that a baby? why didn't you tell me we were expecting??' #on a more serious note they could just pass him off as their bio son and nobody would really question it as long as he acts normal #but i'm not being serious tbh i just think this is the funniest idea