#life would've been. admittedly blander. but so much easier. if again. i was a karen entertained by merely shopping for bath bombs. eugh.

[syrinq]

again life loves hitting me in the knees and then snapping my shins in half by throwing a wave of unfortune my way by the most stupidest and inconvenient means possible

not even by affected friendships or broken bonds or whatever but by first killing my barely-1-yo-tablet by giving it the gift of image ghosting, during the great timing of my first membership subscription to artfight

then life loves pissing on my obliterated legs by shoving a bug underneath my desktop monitor out of all fucking things, only removable by slamming an electric toothbrush at it and hope for the best, OR by unscrewing the whole fucking ordeal, OR by dealing with permanent ''dead pixels''/''haha so funny it's a bug! i'm a quirky redditor and i love posting overused jokes in a stupid reddit thread'' for the rest of my life until i get a new monitor

#sy.txt #my stupid ass unable to deal with any dead pixel ever and the overwhelm of what life throws my way: :) #like okay great i fixed the issue but having dealt with it literally does not make me feel better at all :| it just makes me tired as fuck #life would've been. admittedly blander. but so much easier. if again. i was a karen entertained by merely shopping for bath bombs. eugh. #like you think i WANT to be extremely picky about my wants and needs in certain products that is totally a fucking first world problem? #god. i wish i were one of those people who could just look at a plastic storage box and go 'yeah that's fine!' and gets it without issues #or who could just. adult without it being utterly exhausting even in the ''smallest inconveniences'' possible #(akSUallY voice) wELL it COuLD be wORSe. yeah well kid i've seen the horrors 👍 that statement is in the top 10 most unhelpful shit to say #tedtalk over i'm going to roll over and actually continue nimona after mulling over this crap for several hours. HOURS! FUCKING DAMN