#like i'm not saying i'm the most photogenic bitch in the land but like

[loversandantiheroes]

Either I’m too awkward for dating apps or I’m too fucking cool for dating apps. In concordance with CBT I will be choosing to believe the latter.

#operation find friends/dating options within a 100 mi radius is going about as expected #ie: too many conservative christians and creepy old men #also the amount of guys who think an appropriate selfie is taken from the lap and aimed directly up the nose is phenomenally high #like i'm not saying i'm the most photogenic bitch in the land but like #you could try to make a little effort my dudes #so back to making that list of possible names for the cat that will eventually eat my face when I die #I'm thinking Grzhnak The Conqueror #or maybe Nibbles