#like it's my fault for home brewing out the ass and allowing batshit things to happen

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One time my character whacked open a locked treasure chest with her massive strong Orc boob

DnD players are disaster gremlins and Dungeon Masters are underpaid babysitters: can confirm

Truth lmao

I'm running a game of all charisma halfcasters, so it is quite literally a hot mess at all times

#like it's my fault for home brewing out the ass and allowing batshit things to happen #but it's more interesting this way lmao