#like tuna casserole for mushroom haters

[chaosnightmare]

so MY go to lazy meals are as follows:

(these all come from me, a guy whos mental wellness has gotten so bad he could barely move like 8 times before, so you know these are LEGIT no effort meals)

Cheesebread Sandwich:

youre gonna need some cheese and some sandwich bread. any variety of either will do but i use cheddar and white bread

if all you have is block cheese you can cut it if you want but you can also just tear it off with your teeth and use your mouth to gently place it on the sandwich (not spit it out on there we're not in the stone ages anymore)

spread some butter on both pieces of bread, if you dont have or cant afford or cant eat butter etc then uh. dont

put the damn cheese

you know how to make it a sandwich from there surely

done

Ketchupbread Sandwich

its exactly what it sounds like

dont put anything else on there its just ketchup and white bread

this will hurt you if you eat it. still filling

Woah! Chocolate

chocolate of your choice

you make it by unwrapping the chocolate and putting it in your mouth

woah!

Cup of Brown Sugar

youre gonna want a cup, some brown sugar, and probably a spoon

😏

0 Effort Eggs

crack an egg into a bowl

or more than one egg if youre starving

get a fork and whisk that shit!!

pop it into the microwave for im gonna say.. 1 minute 30 seconds more or less it depends on your microwave

stir and recook as needed

thats eggs. add salt if you want

Fancy Popcorn

bag of microwavable popcorn, fan favorite of effort haters everywhere

you make the popcorn. just. just put it in the microwave it really does the rest on its own

crack the top of the bag open ever so slightly and pour some lawrys salt in. if youre like me youre gonna want to dump a truckload in there. this will have long term effects on your overall health

if you dont have that just get a ramen flavor packet and put it in there. less effort than actually making the ramen. ive never done this so it may taste like shit just be prepared

there

Cold Pop Tart

dont even bother toasting it

Graham Crackers and Fun Surprise Filling

you know graham crackers?

you got nutella?

sandwich out of that

Just The Nutella Actually

works! make sure you have a spoon i guess

Super Mario Brothers Wii

get some premade biscuits that you just cook in the oven and theyre done

dont put them in the oven yet, get some hot dogs

cut them in half and stuff the half dogs into the biscuits

cook biscuits. doesnt matter if the hot dogs are really done you can basically eat them raw anyways

i dont know why i called it that its really just more like Pigs In A Sleeping Bag

Tuna Casserole

ayyy everyone likes it! everyone likes it.

get some pasta, i like the shells for this

tuna canned tuna from the crocery store

both some cheese sauce and some shredded cheese if youve got both. i use cheddar

make the pasta

get some cream of mushroom and cream of chicken and add about half of both in there, more if needed. the cream of mushroom adds texture and the cream of chicken adds flavor

get uhh get umm. get

get the tuna just dump it in

stir

now that the pots hot you can add your cheese. start with a bit of the cheese sauce and then gradually stir in your shredded

you can also just tear up some other cheese configuration until its close enough to shredded

you can stop anytime its already okay to eat

you really dont have to but if youre feeling good you can put it in a casserole dish and bake it for extra goodness. i recommend putting some saltine crackers and melted butter in a ziplock bag and crushing it all and then putting all that on top of your casserole before you bake it

again you can really take it out whenever just dont burn the house down

thanks for reading