#love thinking about the blazblue antags as like... the world's most toxic shitty coworkers who will fuck each other over without hesitation

[arundolyn]

i dont know how the fuck i didnt like... notice. i literally organized the sprites myself. maybe i just forgot. but like?

NO BONES IZANAMI????

LIKE DID RELIUS JUST YOINK SAYA'S BONES WHILE HE WAS DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK TO HER BODY? HAD YOU AND TERUMI NOT DONE ENOUGH TO THE POOR GIRL?

#crow.txt #blazblueposting #IDK ITS SO FUNNY. HOW ARE U GONNA BE A DEATH GODDESS WITH NO BONES? #also her wiki page is so funny. 'likes: the world' why the FUCK do you wanna kill everyone then girl? #also very amused by how like.. she and relius are on good terms quote unquote but will not hesitate to backstab each other #and she outright hates terumi which i mean nobody on the cast DOESNT i think. except celica but she genuinely doesnt hate ANYONE #love thinking about the blazblue antags as like... the world's most toxic shitty coworkers who will fuck each other over without hesitation #for a corn chip. for a single platinum dollar. for the fun of it really. like even the few who seemingly get along or agree? #the moment something divisive comes up that makes them choose between their individual goals and those of their associates? #fuck everyone else their shit is the Most important. nevermind the fact that they all more or less want to kill everyone or something close #but each of them think their way is the most special and superior so FUCK no they arent working with the other two on it are you CRAZY #the blazblue antags are genuinely the funniest group of antagonists on fucking earth love their dynamic. #ALSO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT HOW ITS LIKE... 2 MORE OR LESS GODS AND THEN JUST SOME FUCKING GUY WHO KNOWS MAGIC AND IS LIKE 100 YEARS OLD. #JUST SOME WEIRD SENIOR CITIZEN WHO IS POWERFUL AND LIKES PUPPETS AND OPERA? relius is somehow the wildest bb antag #like yeah yeah terumi is god that got evicted from his own body or whatever. obsessed with whatever the fuck relius's whole concept is tho #like you look at him after learning all of these things abt him and go. yeah he looks like the kind of guy that would do all of that tbh. #familial double murder? check. fucked up mad scientist? check. #likes opera? i mean LOOK at that cape and the mask. of COURSE he does. quotes descartes? why fucking not at this point