#me now: you fucking punk. you absolute buffoon. you're fine calm the fuck down.

[essektheylyss]

I have One (1) grad app essay left to write, and then like half of a fellowship app essay. And thank FUCKING god, frankly.

#that's all I've got left too aside from chatting with my recommender on friday #me three days ago: oh god it's due in like a month and i have so much to do I've procrastinated so long #me now: you fucking punk. you absolute buffoon. you're fine calm the fuck down. #and the last stuff is all for my alma mater where i know i can write like a fucking presidential speechwriter and it'll get lapped up #if youve ever wondered why i am the way i am. well. that's why lmfao #i should've gone into politics frankly. would've been an incredible speechwriter. #unfortunately I've got like. principles and such soooo