#my parents gave me a juice they'd made that legitimately made me feel like i was being posioned. right before a meeting

[moregraceful]

"Another Man's Jeans" by Ashe. Underrated blorbo song, not every blorbo song has to be about yearning and heartache, sometimes it can just be two idiots being dumb horny. Talk to me.

#i put it on my cuda pregame hype playlist and then i had to put a blanket over my head and sit quietly to calm down #my parents gave me a juice they'd made that legitimately made me feel like i was being posioned. right before a meeting #the flavors were too much i was like this would get you tried as witches in 1600s #just bc your juicer says you can do cucumber/celery/ginger/apple/pear/melon does not mean you should... #brady tkachuk in her on again off again relationship with quinn hughes #brady tkachuk would not fit in quinn hughes jeans #but she could make them into cut offs right under the ass...ohhhhhhh #@ self it is monday during work hours and this is how you are choosing to spend your lunch break #fresno oilers.txt #you guys can talk to me about any of your blorbos...i love hearing about genres of person i never knew existed