#omg TAB is just thomas's version of the story as he's developed it over decades of exaggeration

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

Thomas, every time he tries to get a favour out of James for the next 100 years: I saved your life, you ingrate

James, who against everyone's assumptions about him really had been very grateful... before Thomas had become insufferable about it: You did NOT save my life!!!

#omg TAB is just thomas's version of the story as he's developed it over decades of exaggeration #isn't it #james: he didn't do none of that shit!!!!!! #andrew brenner (furiously scribbling notes on what thomas is saying): yeah but it makes a good climax to a movie #ttte specials #ttte thomas #ttte james #incorrect ttte #ttte literary agent hijinks