#on god i ever have roommates that aren't people im already friends with and they ever eat something of mine and do it without asking

[killbaned]

mom turned around while i was in the bathroom and immediately ate the rest of my fucking pretzels that i brought in from work, of course without even fucking asking, it's like i'm being punished by the universe tonight and fucking for what? managing somehow to NOT be a roaring asshole?

do you think the bitch that screamed at me at work earlier is having a similarly rancid night because somehow i don't think so.

#i cannot stress enough i've been using the candy corn to try and cut down on vape usage #and was like well. i can eat the rest of those pretzels. she fucking left me two. why not eat them all in that case you fucking ASSCLOWN #the dog gets an excuse he's a fucking dog with more brains than impulse control! #i can't even say fuck it and go back out to buy something bc everything is now closed i'm just #on god i ever have roommates that aren't people im already friends with and they ever eat something of mine and do it without asking #and i may fucking kill them (in minecraft) #if we're friends to begin with we will settle it in a fucking duel to the death like gentlemen