#our outdoor cat is only outside bc shes been outside 9 years before i met her

[themapleleafdiaries]

Oc Interview: Xaphan Rolvani

Rules:

1 Choose an OC.

2 Answer them as that OC.

3 Tag 5 people to do the same!

Tagged by: @sassyfahliil

Tagging: @the-ebonarm @arduanatt @tentacle-explosion (if y’all havent done it already lmao)

(I chose Xaph for this bc i felt he would be the most entertaining lol. Ill do Nayru later )

1. What is your name?

Xaphan Rolvani.

2. Do you know why are you named that?

Honestly, I asked my mum that, and she looked a bit sheepish and said “I just thought it sounded cool”. Fair enough.

3. Are you single or taken?

Married.

4. Have any abilities or powers?

I’d say im a pretty good mage. And if you consider being excellent at languages, then i’ve got that too. 

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

*snort* Have you met me? I’m the farthest thing from a mary sue.

6. What’s your eye color?

Grey-ish green. Not like most Dunmer, I know, but i’m only half Dunmer so ive got a dark-ish sclera? 

7. How about your hair color?

Black. 

8. Have any family members?

My mum, a twin sister, a younger sister and brother–who are also twins, by the way. I also have a half-sister. There’s also my mother’s parents and her older brothers, but we don’t know eachother much.

 9. Oh? How about pets?

Mmm, no. Marcus and I are looking into it, though. I think he wants a dog.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

Oof, well, there’s drunk people, rich people, add alcohol to the list, hot weather, that’s all I can think of at the moment.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

I like to cook, when im able to. I also enjoy researching in the arcane topics, as i’m a bit of a spell inventor myself.

 12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

....Yes.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

*sigh* Yes.

14. What kind of animal are you?

I’m not an animal, i’m a person, silly!

No, I understood your question. I wouldn’t be able to say, I don’t really know. I got called a dirty little weasel once, but that broad was angry.

15. Name your worst habits?

I’m told that I don’t take care of myself very well, and I have a habit of keeping secrets from my family. Whatever.

 16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

No, not really.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

I’m pretty gay. I’m like, the gayest of gays. Look up gay in a dictionary, you’ll see my name. Probably because I wrote it there.

18. Do you go to school?

Only very briefly. We didn’t have enough money to go to school when we were tikes, so then our mum taught us the basics. My siblings and I were only in a real school for a couple years because we couldn’t afford it for all of us. My youngest brother is the only one of us with a full education, lucky lad.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

You know, I never thought of myself as a person who would ever get married, but here I am. Life’s surprises, I reckon.

Marcus and I have agreed on no kids, though. I’ve never been a kid person, I just don’t like them. And I believe that kids should have parents who want them.

Now, Cat isn’t technically our kid, she’s my 11-year-old half sister, but she’s living with us.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

I don’t think so! Oh gods, could you imagine?!

 21. What are you most afraid of?

I’m sorry, drawing up a blank here. Next question?

 22. What do you usually wear?

Ooh, a lot of homemade things. And i layer them. My mum knits and sews A LOT. I have many many sweaters and scarves. You have no idea.

 23. What’s one food that tempts you?

Crab. I LOVE crab.

 24. Am I annoying to you?

Oh yeah, but i’ve been convinced to be nice. If you could hurry it up a bit though, that would be grand.

25. Well, it’s still not over!

Do ya have snacks then? Sheesh.

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I suppose i’d be low. I’m DEFINITELY lower class back home in Windhelm. Although, I have been lucky to marry a bloody heiress, who doesn’t like to spend his inheritance money mind you, so i’m not so sure.

27. How many friends do you have?

Only a few. I guess i’m a bit selective.

 28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Wouldn’t mind a bit of pheasant pie right about now. Or pigeon.  

29. Favorite drink?

Hot cider. The non-alcoholic kind, with the alcohol all boiled off–oh, you know what I mean.

30. What’s your favorite place?

I do like the flower fields just outside of Whiterun.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

My husband?

32. That was a stupid question…

Yes. Am I getting free food or not?

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

Ocean.

34. What’s your type?

Oh, strong... muscular... yeah.

35. Any fetishes?

That’s for ME to know, and for YOU to find out, love.

Im kidding. The look on your face!!

36. Camping or outdoors?

Isn’t that the same thing? 

#fackum says #oc ask meme #oc asks #Xaphan Rolvani #agsgdjfklg #just imagine this skinny lil elf yammering on in a scottish burr accent