#p*dophile(s). there's two of them and i'd say they kept jerking each other off but really it's just david having a crush on louis

[elvesofnoldor]

the vampire lestat in audiobook format is 24 hours long and i finished listening to it in a week, meanwhile merrick is only 8 hours long and it took me three weeks to chew through the whole fucking thing. it's not even very badly written, i just really hate it when anne rice turned the dial up to 11 on her Sympathy with the P*dophile bullshit

#idk how i kept misspelling merrick but anyways i finished it. i hate it. i have gotten it over with #p*dophile(s). there's two of them and i'd say they kept jerking each other off but really it's just david having a crush on louis #sometimes i think louis is just straight :\ and for lestat's sake i hope he isn't but :| #merrick forced louis to fall in love with her and he had zero problem with it #meanwhile lestat turned him a vampire when he briefly changed his mind and boom! 60 years of abuse from monsieur pointe du luc #the numbers just don't add up #mae overshares #the book is just so unsatisfying. i know this is the book where louis' superiority complex comes to die. except that...did it? #this dude would insist on looking weak and pathetic just to prove to whoever the fuck that he's superior than other vampires #he thinks he's exampt from the cycle of violation and death these motherfuckers are all trapped in but he isn't! #and when claudia's ghost showed up (plus her diary entry) reminded him of it. merrick just turned around and told him that the ghost lied #???? ik this woman has her own issues having a crush on her surrogate father 50 years senior than her but ???? #and then louis tried to use suicide bait to get lestat to get back together with him or whatever #and then it didn't work he got mad and wrote 'tell lestat i can't wait to leave him' in his pathetic little suicide note #this bitch made sure he wasn't gonna actually die. he acted shady and abusive yet again. and got. well. rewarded for it! #cause lestat showed up at last ANYWAYS and reluctantly gave 99% of his blood to this fucking guy #louis' so-called love for lestat is the most hurtful passive agressive fucked-up 'love' i've seen in fiction #do not enjoy that shit at all! maybe im just too vanilla but their relationship is literally torture #good to know they got married in the prince lestat trilogy. yeah that meant nothing. lestat would have been alone. as always #im done talking shit abt louis but god. need to blow off steam